When I grow up I plan to be a pizza delivery person. If at any point I get hungry while I'm delivering a pizza, I'll eat a slice. When the customer asks about the missing slice, I'll claim that we are currently doing a "pac-man" pizza celebrating the game hero's anniversary (hopefully they don't know when pacman was created). I'll also say that we increased the diameter of the pizza to replace the missing slice, so you're still getting your moneys worth.
