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I always assumed PoA worked to protect the heroes from the numbers on evil cards.

I always assumed PoA worked to protect the heroes from the numbers on evil cards.

If Bryon says it protects from numbers, then PoA protects from numbers.  At least until a new REG comes out, or Rob makes a ruling.  Those are the only 2 things that have more weight to than a Bryon ruling.

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My great aunt lives in Chesapeake Bay

What kind of oxygen tank does she use?  Or, is she an aquatic animal?

She lives in a lighthouse, silly.

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on April 12, 2010, 05:46:31 PM

She lives in a lighthouse, silly.

So, aquatic, then.

Aquatic human, yes. Kind of like Aquaman, except without the cool animal telepathy thing..... and she's a woman.....  

And Aquaman wears orange and green shorty-shorts ... he's knocking on the door, far as I'm concerned.

He would definitely win the award for lamest SuperFriends member if it weren't for those pesky Wonder Twins.

I mean seriously, if given the superpower to become the shape of anything you could possibly imagine, who else would have "shape of a pail of water" be about the best thing they could come up with to defeat the bad guys.  What is this, the Wizard of Oz?

Thankfully the Wonder Twins were dropped before the new Justice League series.  Although that does put Aquaman up at the top of the lameness scale now...

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My great aunt lives in Chesapeake Bay

What kind of oxygen tank does she use?  Or, is she an aquatic animal?

Actually, she is a marine biologist and is studying a new species of crustaceans in the area.

Quote from: The Schaef on April 12, 2010, 07:17:48 PM

And Aquaman wears orange and green shorty-shorts ... he's knocking on the door, far as I'm concerned.

He would definitely win the award for lamest SuperFriends member if it weren't for those pesky Wonder Twins.

I mean seriously, if given the superpower to become the shape of anything you could possibly imagine, who else would have "shape of a pail of water" be about the best thing they could come up with to defeat the bad guys.  What is this, the Wizard of Oz?

Thankfully the Wonder Twins were dropped before the new Justice League series.  Although that does put Aquaman up at the top of the lameness scale now...

lameo yes but that was how there power worked it had to be water based.

Quote from: The Schaef on April 12, 2010, 10:18:21 PM

Quote from: BubbleBoy on April 12, 2010, 10:09:14 PM

Actually, she is a marine biologist and is studying a new species of crustaceans in the area.

? ?

Are you calling my aunt a mutant lobster?

According to Dave Barry, world famous deep thinker, lobsters are mutant ants (or mutant insects of some type at any rate)...

I am pleased to report that the scientific community has finally stopped wasting time on the origins of the universe and started dealing with the important question, which is: Are lobsters really just big insects?

I have always maintained that they are. I personally see no significant difference between a lobster and, say, a giant Madagascar hissing cockroach, which is a type of cockroach that grows to approximately the size of William Howard Taft (1857-1930). If a group of diners were sitting in a nice restaurant, and the waiter were to bring them each a freshly killed, steaming-hot Madagascar hissing cockroach, they would not put on silly bibs and eat it with butter. No, they would run, retching, directly from the restaurant to the All-Nite Drive-Thru Lawsuit Center. And yet these very same people will pay $24.95 apiece to eat a lobster, despite the fact that it displays all three of the classic biological characteristics of an insect, namely:

1. It has way more legs than necessary.

2. There is no way you would ever pet it.

3. It does not respond to simple commands such as, ``Here, boy!''

Ant is how we pronounce Aunt around here anyway.