Author Topic: Accepting Offers - Nemesis (Read 4156 times)

Gabe · « **on:** December 12, 2011, 12:52:18 AM »

Apparently my current nemesis has resigned without notice. His notable achievements as a nemesis include:

slapping me silly with a variant of my own deck several times
handily beating me at a district tournament causing me to place below an 11 year old girl
leaking an unreleased set list to a portion of the Redemption community

nem·e·sis/ˈneməsis/
Noun:

The inescapable or implacable agent of someone's or something's downfall.
A downfall caused by such an agent: "one risks nemesis by uttering such words".

If you believe you're capable of filling these rather large shoes, please PM me with your résumé. Pay commensurate with qualifications.

christiangamer25 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:02:05 AM »

ok wth this has got to be a mistake right?

Lamborghini_diablo · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2011, 03:06:17 AM »

So based on the third achievement, does this mean your nemesis is guaranteed to get the new setlists early?

If yes, SIGN ME UP!

christiangamer25 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 12, 2011, 03:07:52 AM »

HA GET IN LINE LAMBO (BUTS IN FRONT)

Sadness · « **Reply #4 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:54:25 AM »

I'm sure that 11yr old was jumping for joy at beating you,old timer. Cheer up,he could come back in a few yrs.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #5 on:** December 12, 2011, 09:04:08 AM »

I'm not sure if I'm available for nemisishood. I was attempting to be Greeson's, but he's just too nice of a guy for a nemesis. (That, and it's pretty difficult to uphold your nemesis duty when you're co-hosting tournaments).

Gabe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2011, 09:59:50 AM »

Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on December 12, 2011, 03:06:17 AM

So based on the third achievement, does this mean your nemesis is guaranteed to get the new setlists early?

If yes, SIGN ME UP!

A qualified candidate will have the skillz to aquire the new set list through less than honorable methods.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2011, 10:05:18 AM »

Like finding it in a public google document!

Okay. That wasn't how I got it. But still. ಠ_ಠ.

Lamborghini_diablo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2011, 10:07:59 AM »

Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 09:59:50 AM

Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on December 12, 2011, 03:06:17 AM
So based on the third achievement, does this mean your nemesis is guaranteed to get the new setlists early?

If yes, SIGN ME UP!

A qualified candidate will have the skillz to aquire the new set list through less than honorable methods.

Hmm, well I have managed to see the lists early three sets running now.... are those skillz enough?

STAMP · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:28:43 AM »

Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on December 12, 2011, 10:07:59 AM

Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on December 12, 2011, 03:06:17 AM
So based on the third achievement, does this mean your nemesis is guaranteed to get the new setlists early?

If yes, SIGN ME UP!

A qualified candidate will have the skillz to aquire the new set list through less than honorable methods.

Hmm, well I have managed to see the lists early three sets running now.... are those skillz enough?

Pfft! I know every card* on every list. I just don't know which card is on which list.

(* I have a book that lists every card.

)

katedid · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2011, 05:02:52 PM »

Quote from: SomeKittens on December 12, 2011, 09:04:08 AM

I'm not sure if I'm available for nemisishood. I was attempting to be Greeson's, but he's just too nice of a guy for a nemesis. (That, and it's pretty difficult to uphold your nemesis duty when you're co-hosting tournaments).

Well, is it far beyond the relm of possibility that the VP is just waiting for that moment when the Pres gets mono.....?

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2011, 05:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 12:52:18 AM

place below an 11 year old girl

Who was top 10 at nats this year, only two places behind you and ahead of Tim Maly and Justin Alstad. Just sayin'.

Olijar is a Buffalo Bro. He is the closest thing to Sauce. I fear there is nobody who can come close to matching Sauce.

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2011, 06:14:30 PM »

Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 12:52:18 AM

slapping me silly with a variant of my own deck several times
handily beating me at a district tournament causing me to place below an 11 year old girl
leaking an unreleased set list to a portion of the Redemption community

So the key qualifications are to slap you and beat you? I think I might like to give this job a try.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2011, 07:26:20 PM »

Quote from: Ring Wraith on December 14, 2011, 05:14:39 PM

Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 12:52:18 AM
place below an 11 year old girl
Who was top 10 at nats this year, only two places behind you and ahead of Tim Maly and Justin Alstad. Just sayin'.

Olijar is a Buffalo Bro. He is the closest thing to Sauce. I fear there is nobody who can come close to matching Sauce.

I once talked to a 10 year old girl. Is that good enough?

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2011, 07:03:15 PM »

Happy Birthday, Gabe!!

Can we have auditions for that slapping and beating thing?

CJSports · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2011, 07:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 12:52:18 AM

slapping me silly with a variant of my own deck several times
handily beating me at a district tournament causing me to place below an 11 year old girl
leaking an unreleased set list to a portion of the Redemption community

Lets see, I wouldn't mind taking up the post but I like slapping people with my own decks, I don't live close enough to you to even attend one of your district tournaments and putting out the set list would go against my gut so unfortunately I can't do this.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2011, 09:38:09 PM »

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on December 16, 2011, 07:03:15 PM

Happy Birthday, Gabe!!

Can we have auditions for that slapping and beating thing?

Let's hope December birthdays mean national champions!

Professoralstad · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2011, 12:45:03 AM »

I'd consider applying except that in order to be your nemesis Gabe, I'd first have to be rid of my own nemesis. Anyone that can take care of a Hobbit for me? He may seem harmless, but don't let the hairy feet fool you. He's dangerous.

lp670sv · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2011, 12:46:14 AM »

Do we have to be in the same state?

Chronic Apathy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:02:11 AM »

Formal Application-
1. Learning many of the many mechanics of the game from you and being notably hard to teach, effectively making me your student.
2. Losing to you by one turn at the most recent national tournament.
3. Playing about on the level of an 11 year old girl.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2011, 03:59:52 PM »

Quote from: Chronic Apathy on December 17, 2011, 02:02:11 AM

Formal Application-
1. Learning many of the many mechanics of the game from you and being notably hard to teach, effectively making me your student.
2. Losing to you by one turn at the most recent national tournament.
3. Playing about on the level of an 11 year old girl.

I can vouch for the last one.

megamanlan · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2011, 06:47:31 PM »

Quote from: STAMP on December 12, 2011, 11:28:43 AM

Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on December 12, 2011, 10:07:59 AM
Quote from: Gabe on December 12, 2011, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on December 12, 2011, 03:06:17 AM
So based on the third achievement, does this mean your nemesis is guaranteed to get the new setlists early?

If yes, SIGN ME UP!

A qualified candidate will have the skillz to aquire the new set list through less than honorable methods.

Hmm, well I have managed to see the lists early three sets running now.... are those skillz enough?

Pfft! I know every card* on every list. I just don't know which card is on which list.

(* I have a book that lists every card. )

Yea, I do to *cough cough* the Bible *cough cough*
also does ur Nemesis get evil music to play when he plays u or enters a room? 'cause that would be really cool!
Lol...

soul seeker · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:28:07 PM »

The pandering in this thread is sickening.

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)

I am TOO good to be a nemesis. I refuse to be a nemesis because I'm TOO formidable, so much so that I'm over-qualified. Gabe, you would lose your legendary status on these boards. I am doing you a favor by not applying and keeping my name withdrawn.

You are lucky that I am this kind.

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:45:54 PM »

For the record, I was serious about wanting to slap and beat Gabe..... thirty-six times in fact.

Gabe · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Ring Wraith on December 14, 2011, 05:14:39 PM

I fear there is nobody who can come close to matching Sauce.

This may very well be true. He is an original. After he was made I heard that they broke the mold and beat the mold maker...

Quote from: Chronic Apathy on December 17, 2011, 02:02:11 AM

3. Playing about on the level of an 11 year old girl.

Never underestimate the power of a RLK...

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on December 17, 2011, 10:45:54 PM

For the record, I was serious about wanting to slap and beat Gabe..... thirty-six times in fact.

Sorry, my kids already "beat" you to it.

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Author Topic: Accepting Offers - Nemesis (Read 4156 times)

Lamborghini_diablo

Rawrlolsauce!

Lamborghini_diablo

Warrior_Monk

Chronic Apathy