I'll be there if I learn teleportation and can find someone who looks like me to go to the wedding I'm going to tomorrow.
There was a guy who looked just like you at the tournament yesterday.
I said, "Hey Rawrl!"
He replied, "I'm not Rawrlolsauce."
I responded, "But you look just like him."
He said "I know. Can you believe that loser tried to get me to cover a wedding for him?"
