The most important thing I will ever post.

[Rawrlolsauce!]

   This day started out fairly normal, just like any other. Around 3 o'clock or so I decided to go to the library because I was fairly bored. I rode my bike over there and stayed for about half an hour. I got up so I could go check out my books, and over by the computers I thought I saw someone I regonized, so I slipped over there. After getting a closer view, I saw the person was ROY HALLADAY (He is an amazing pitcher, for those of you who aren't fans of baseball  )! Another person was already asking for an autograph, so I figured I might be able to get one too. "May I please have an autograph, Mr Halladay," I begged.
   "Haha, call me Doc. Of course you can have an autograph, are you a fan?" he questioned.
   "Of course I'm a fan! Aside from Greinke, your the best pitcher in the game!" I replied.
   Now, that other person getting an autograph seemed to get really angry after I said that. His face got read and you could literally see steam shooting out of his ears. He yelled, "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF JOHAN SANTANA, SON?!"
   I told him their numbers, which were basically identical. However, I claimed Doc had the edge because Johan constantly leaves during the 6th inning and 100 pitches whereas Doc goes deep into the game and can pitch 130 pitches in some outings. He refused to believe me, so I started using a different argument. I claimed Santana faces the likes of the Marlins, Braves, and Nationals many times per year whereas Doc plays the Red Sox, Yankees, and Rays multiple times per year, and he didn't seem to think that made a difference either. At this point, he was beyond any form of reasoning. This kid was looking for blood, and he grabbed the nearest weapon and took a swing at me. So............

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[Lurch]

sounds amazing, thanks for giving props to my man greinke(im a kansas city native). it was just a couple of years ago when i met  tony richardson(ex-fullback for the chiefs) at the driving range.  Im not the best golfer. we did have a few chuckles when my driver went flying from my hands and i had to go retrieve it... but it was totally worth it.

[lightningninja]

May I ask what the nearest weapon WAS? 

[Claude]

I met Manny Pacquiao back in 2003 or 2004 I think, in the airport lol. It was pretty empty so noone knew he was there.

[TheKarazyvicePresidentRR]

Oooo we got Bel-Air'd

[lightningninja]

I met Tony Gwen (probably didn't spell that right) in the San Diego CA airport. I was afraid to ask him (he had put on a LOT of weight, and so I wasn't sure if it was him) so I had my dad ask him. He looked really tired to we didn't ask for an autograph or anything.

[JSB23]

May I ask what the nearest weapon WAS? 

In a library?
I'd say a pencil 

[Reggie Flores]

Bel-aire. Another meme stolen from 4chan.

[~Jake of the Wolves~]

My uncle is close friends with one of the coaches for the Rams. Football, but still.

[Warrior_Monk]

Halladay wasn't at our library. and even if he was, why would he be in the computer lab? and since he wasn't, why are we talking about meeting stars?

but the bel air reference was amazing. this is what we should all be raving about.