Happy Birthday. Today I will present you with very powerful knowledge...
Rawrlolsauce!'s guide to celebrating a birthday.
1.) Obtain a cake.
2.) Assure yourself it is not a lie.
3.) OM NOM NOM NOM
If you are illiterate, here is a picture guide.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 3:
Pretend that is cake, and I assume you are a hamster.