Author Topic: There was a knock at my door... (Read 3445 times)

metalpsalm · « **on:** February 02, 2010, 03:13:03 AM »

I opened the door, looked down, and there was this snail. I said "gross, a snail." and I threw it as far as I could into the yard. Three years later, there was a knock at my door. It was that snail again. He said "Well, what was THAT all about??!!"
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Master KChief · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2010, 03:23:27 AM »

zing!

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2010, 08:39:51 AM »

Saw that one coming.

browarod · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2010, 08:46:30 AM »

Um, was that supposed to be funny?

It wasn't really....

metalpsalm · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2010, 09:17:12 AM »

Quote from: browarod on February 02, 2010, 08:46:30 AM

Um, was that supposed to be funny?

It wasn't really....

Denial

STAMP · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2010, 10:45:59 AM »

Well I wasn't expecting THAT. I was assuming the snail might say, "I ought to slug you for that!"

3-Liner And Bags Of Chips · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2010, 10:47:36 AM »

Quote from: STAMP on February 02, 2010, 10:45:59 AM

Well I wasn't expecting THAT. I was assuming the snail might say, "I ought to slug you for that!"

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2010, 12:07:44 PM »

Quote from: STAMP on February 02, 2010, 10:45:59 AM

Well I wasn't expecting THAT. I was assuming the snail might say, "I ought to slug you for that!"

That would of been a much better pun.

metalpsalm · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2010, 03:30:07 PM »

The idea is that he's slow, because he's a snail, and it's ridiculous that he would knock on my door and talk at all, not that he's a good "punner".

Good Samaritan · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2010, 09:01:02 PM »

Ok Joke.

Needs more funny pick up lines.

lightningninja · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2010, 09:04:25 PM »

I must say STAMP's version is pretty epic...

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2010, 09:50:25 PM »

This thread reminds me of the joke from "Trading Places":

A bunch of snails were passing by another snail's house when they noticed the snail painting the side of his car with a large "S." Confused, they kept watching as the snail then painted a big letter "S" on his car hood, then his car roof. One of the passing snails finally asked, "Why are you doing that to your car?"

The snail got a smug look on his face and said, "Now when I drive down the street, everyone will look at me and say - 'Look at that S-car go!'"

Captain Kirk · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2010, 09:33:32 AM »

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on February 02, 2010, 09:50:25 PM

This thread reminds me of the joke from "Trading Places":

A bunch of snails were passing by another snail's house when they noticed the snail painting the side of his car with a large "S." Confused, they kept watching as the snail then painted a big letter "S" on his car hood, then his car roof. One of the passing snails finally asked, "Why are you doing that to your car?"

The snail got a smug look on his face and said, "Now when I drive down the street, everyone will look at me and say - 'Look at that S-car go!'"

Buh dum chh!

Professoralstad · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2010, 10:07:55 AM »

Elitist jokes ftw!

3-Liner And Bags Of Chips · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2010, 11:12:22 AM »

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on February 02, 2010, 09:50:25 PM

This thread reminds me of the joke from "Trading Places":

A bunch of snails were passing by another snail's house when they noticed the snail painting the side of his car with a large "S." Confused, they kept watching as the snail then painted a big letter "S" on his car hood, then his car roof. One of the passing snails finally asked, "Why are you doing that to your car?"

The snail got a smug look on his face and said, "Now when I drive down the street, everyone will look at me and say - 'Look at that S-car go!'"

Epicness

lightningninja · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2010, 12:49:54 PM »

Alright speaking of jokes based on puns....

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Cause he was a fun-gi

Why did the mushroom leave the party?
Cause there wasn't mush-room

Master KChief · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2010, 12:57:29 PM »

i was thinking about ordering a pizza...now with mushrooms on it.

Ben Wilk · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:16:44 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on February 03, 2010, 12:57:29 PM

i was thinking about ordering a pizza...now with mushrooms on it.

I think I like pizza

metalpsalm · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2010, 04:49:24 PM »

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way
Bada bing!

EmJayBee83 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2010, 11:30:08 PM »

What did the snail say when he was sitting on the back of a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

lightningninja · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2010, 11:31:06 PM »

Quote from: EmJayBee83 on February 03, 2010, 11:30:08 PM

What did the snail say when he was sitting on the back of a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

*Blink* ... *Blink*

Red Dragon Thorn · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2010, 11:33:23 PM »

Hah, I loled.

3-Liner And Bags Of Chips · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2010, 12:06:26 PM »

Quote from: EmJayBee83 on February 03, 2010, 11:30:08 PM

What did the snail say when he was sitting on the back of a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

Tis funny hee hee

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Author Topic: There was a knock at my door... (Read 3445 times)

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