Author Topic: The most painful thing that has happened to you (Read 4980 times)

Nameless · « **on:** May 10, 2011, 08:45:10 AM »

Mine was accidentally doing a front-flip over the handles of my bike and having the bike land on me.

Egg Timer · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:55:44 AM »

oh noes that happened to me to! I came close to having to have stitches!

Aelec Enitnel · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2011, 09:24:01 AM »

I had a similar experience, when I was younger I was riding my bike and remembered that I wasn't wearing my helmet!
So I slammed on my front wheel brake, thus flying over the handlebars, landing on the gravel, and hurting for weeks

Ironica · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2011, 09:54:56 AM »

I was swinging on the swings at my after school day care while I was in elementary school. The swings were over asphalt (not the smooth kind). One of my favorite things to do was when I got to the top, I would lean my head back and watch the ground come closer as I swung backwards (how many of you remember doing that). Well, one time, the swing seat wasn't as high off the ground as it needed to be.

After the pain and having almost half my face ripped off, I learned that rubbing skin against asphalt hurts.

lp670sv · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2011, 09:59:55 AM »

Playing hockey two years ago, I play goalie, 1 guy was coming down the wing with one guy defending. He got around the defender pretty easy but lost an edge an fell down, the d-men fell on top of him they both slid in to my knee. 90% of my body ended up in the net. The other ten percent the lower half of my left leg to be exact) ended up on the outside of the net, with my knee meeting the post, the force of my body going back in to the net, the other guys pushing my foot back on the other side of the pipe. 3 torn ligaments, partially torn tendon, torn meniscus. Had enough adrenaline to finish the last 5 and a half minutes of the period, collapsed on the way back to locker room. Luckily I only felt it for about 30 seconds before passing out. 3 surgeries and a ton of vicodin later I can walk, I can run, I can play hockey, just only for about an hour at a time. Anything after that and I'm screamin for morphine.

Daniel TS RED · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:26:53 AM »

More embarrassing than painful. While paintballing, my first time..., I was asked if i could get to a certain spot quickly. Having more guts than speed, I took off, only to take one to the face (because the mask didn't cover my whole face).

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:39:10 AM »

Having to miss MN state. Those of you who think this is a joke haven't been to a large MN tournament...

lp670sv · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:42:32 AM »

Quote from: Ring Wraith on May 10, 2011, 10:39:10 AM

Having to miss MN state. Those of you who think this is a joke haven't been to a large MN tournament...

my knee says that no matter how awesome your tournament is, you ain't got nothing on this

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:44:14 AM »

Another kid once pushed me. I live in a tough Cul De Sac.

Master KChief · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:36:57 PM »

when my brother broke my ps1 when i was younger. it was one of the few times you will see a man cry.

also, there is a certain escalator in minnesota that brings back painful memories.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2011, 03:25:23 PM »

Jellyfish. In my swim trunks. At 25 MPH.

Aelec Enitnel · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2011, 04:09:39 PM »

I've had to deal w\ jellyfish, (attacked by a man-o-war)... I'm trying not to think about them in my swim trunks.

Professoralstad · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2011, 05:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on May 10, 2011, 12:36:57 PM

also, there is a certain escalator in minnesota that brings back painful memories.

It's now actually called the John Nesfeder's Tibia Memorial Escalator.

Aside from not being able to see Andrew at MN State this year, probably the most painful experience I've had is having mononucleosis and strep throat simultaneously all the while missing an important deadline for my research and being in one of the most gorgeous places in North America. The whole week was pretty much awful.

Nameless · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:36:18 PM »

Quote from: Aelec Enitnel on May 10, 2011, 09:24:01 AM

I had a similar experience, when I was younger I was riding my bike and remembered that I wasn't wearing my helmet!
So I slammed on my front wheel brake, thus flying over the handlebars, landing on the gravel, and hurting for weeks

i axidental did not have my helmet on too

Quote from: Egg Timer on May 10, 2011, 08:55:44 AM

oh noes that happened to me to! I came close to having to have stitches!

I had stiches 1 on my head where you could see my scalp
and i don't remember how many in my knee but i think it was about a cm deep and long.

TheHobbit13 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:40:41 PM »

I once asked a girl out and got rejected. I ordered 80 McNuggets and drove off to Burger King were special orders don't upset them.

Daniel TS RED · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:50:11 PM »

Quote from: TheHobbit13 on May 10, 2011, 06:40:41 PM

I once asked a girl out and got rejected. I ordered 80 McNuggets and drove off to Burger King were special orders don't upset them.

Haha, that's nice man.

Egg Timer · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Aelec Enitnel on May 10, 2011, 09:24:01 AM

I had a similar experience, when I was younger I was riding my bike and remembered that I wasn't wearing my helmet!
So I slammed on my front wheel brake, thus flying over the handlebars, landing on the gravel, and hurting for weeks

Yeah, I kind of rode my sisters bike, after she told me not to, and the chain came lose (was standing up, and leaning forward) and bam.

Master KChief · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:18:18 PM »

that kind of adds salt to the wound...that you were riding a girls bike.

Lamborghini_diablo · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:40:14 PM »

I have a 3.5" scar on my right wrist from when I was 3 or 4. I was inside, my brother and sister were outside.... and a locked glass screen door stood in my way. I banged on that door like no child has banged on a door before.... then I was suddenly in the porch. I felt nothing until i looked down at the giant bleeding gash in my wrist, and the wave of pain kicked in.

That's the earliest memory I can visually recall. What they say is true, pain can seriously burn into your memory.

Master KChief · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:43:20 PM »

might be burned into your memory, but at least scars are chic magnets.

Lamborghini_diablo · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:47:22 PM »

Me: "yeeeeeeap... got this when i was serving in WW1. An entire airplane landed on my arm...."
Girl: "BUT DIDNT THAT HURT?!"
Me: "I didn't even flinch."
Girl: "OHH YOUR SO BRAVE!"
Random person: "and you're how old again?"
Me: "uhm... oh look at the time, I have to go... uhm... iron my dog now. BYE!"

Master KChief · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:13:59 PM »

thread won.

Egg Timer · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:58:05 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on May 10, 2011, 07:18:18 PM

that kind of adds salt to the wound...that you were riding a girls bike.

that didn't help, lol

Minister Polarius · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:55:08 PM »

I heard a Jonas Brothers song once. Idk if I'll ever recover.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2011, 11:08:33 PM »

You know, I thought missing MN State was bad, but I looked in a mirror today...

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Author Topic: The most painful thing that has happened to you (Read 4980 times)

Ironica

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Rawrlolsauce!

TheHobbit13

Lamborghini_diablo

Lamborghini_diablo

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