Author Topic: Murphy's Laws of Redemption (Read 11813 times)

Clarinetguy097 · « **Reply #50 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:43:36 PM »

Quote from: The Schaef on January 15, 2009, 02:47:39 PM

Opponent's Gabriel will ALWAYS come up on the first turn.

Battle Challenge, Battle Challenge, Battle Challenge, Battle Challenge, Battle Challenge, KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY.

Why would you use a "Battle Challenge" when you could use a "Rescue Attempt"?

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #51 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:50:01 PM »

you can't. If a Lost Soul is available, it must be a RA. The problem with battle challenges it that no LS is at stake. Don't waste your battle winners on no fight.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #52 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Cameron the Conqueror on January 30, 2009, 05:50:01 PM

you can't. If a Lost Soul is available, it must be a RA. The problem with battle challenges it that no LS is at stake. Don't waste your battle winners on no fight.

unless it's Gabriel or Amasai or spy or ahimaaz or rhoda... you get it

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #53 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:18:17 PM »

Or Hur, or Seeker, or - oh, we're done?

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #54 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:20:38 PM »

Quote from: BubbleBoy on January 30, 2009, 06:18:17 PM

Or Hur, or Seeker, or - oh, we're done?

oh no... add Chloe, Jair, Tola, and all the other draw papers.

Red · « **Reply #55 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:46:28 PM »

you will lose in 3 turns

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #56 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:30:47 PM »

Quote from: RED on January 30, 2009, 06:46:28 PM

you will lose in 3 turns

um... no you won't. you'll pwn the other persons face off.

Red · « **Reply #57 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:33:00 PM »

i lose in 3 turns

lightningninja · « **Reply #58 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:38:45 PM »

If you play confusion, sog will be in their hand.

If you play High Priest's Plot, sog will be in their deck.

If you play egyptians, they will only discard(and then put into play) lost souls.

If you play speed, gifts of the magi will be at the bottom, followed by the magi.

If you play SS, you will have two destructions in your deck, instead of captured ark, which will cost you the game. (

back at you SS)

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #59 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:45:17 PM »

Quote from: RED on January 30, 2009, 07:33:00 PM

i lose in 3 turns

no, you have no ls to rescue

MichaelHue · « **Reply #60 on:** January 31, 2009, 02:02:20 PM »

Quote from: fireninja on January 30, 2009, 07:38:45 PM

If you play confusion, sog will be in their hand.

If you play High Priest's Plot, sog will be in their deck.

This is why you play both in the same block.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #61 on:** January 31, 2009, 02:16:55 PM »

Never play Iron Man late. If you do play Iron Man late, don't talk about politics while playing.

Don't try to pick off the noobs in Iron Man, they will get really lucky and beat you.

If you play a well-respected player in a tournament, you might have a chance of winning (because they too suffer from the same karma.)

If you play a random little kid or mom or wife in a tournament, you have no cance of winning.

Don't play any kind of multi-player game with RR or sit at tables near his if you plan on finishing your game (your game, however, will be the funnest one you've ever played.)

Throw cards.

If you play scrabble and make dirty words, a random little kid will come up and ask if he can play.

If you hate someone on the boards, they're probably really cool in real life and you'll probably be best buds.

Don't make fun of the Shaef at a tournament or he'll ban you from the boards (unless you're me because I'm unbannable.)

New Raven BR · « **Reply #62 on:** January 31, 2009, 02:29:46 PM »

#7 XD

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #63 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:20:44 PM »

Quote

Don't play any kind of multi-player game with RR or sit at tables near his if you plan on finishing your game (your game, however, will be the funnest one you've ever played.)

Always true

I love my multi games.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #64 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:29:37 PM »

if a random person challenges you to a game whom you'v never played before,they'll win

if you hope for the top 3 cards are the ones you need,half the time their ones you don't need

if you'v never played t2 before and your at your first district tournament and you play t2 with a deck built by someone who knows speed, your gonna be frustrated and whine throughout the rest of the day and leave after the first round.

if a kid wins first place in anything, they will open the boosters and boast about every single gold bordered wimpy ultra rare and pathetic commons and uncommons. XD

if you bring your collection in a binder to a tournament, you brought it for nothing but the owning storage pockets in it.

if your facing a guy whose first name is "Daniel", your gonna get pwned by em.

if you bring MTG to a redemption tournament and you show someone whose nickname is "raven" one of your MTG cards and make him think it's something in redemption, you'll get youre card torn to shreads

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #65 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:33:30 PM »

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if your facing a guy whose first name is "Daniel", your gonna get pwned by em.

Idk, My friend Daniel wilson isn't that good...

Colin Michael · « **Reply #66 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:36:01 PM »

Quote from: New Raven (trying to change) BR on January 31, 2009, 11:29:37 PM

if a random person challenges you to a game whom you'v never played before,they'll win

if you hope for the top 3 cards are the ones you need,half the time their ones you don't need

if you'v never played t2 before and your at your first district tournament and you play t2 with a deck built by someone who knows speed, your gonna be frustrated and whine throughout the rest of the day and leave after the first round.

if a kid wins first place in anything, they will open the boosters and boast about every single gold bordered wimpy ultra rare and pathetic commons and uncommons. XD

if you bring your collection in a binder to a tournament, you brought it for nothing but the owning storage pockets in it.

if your facing a guy whose first name is "Daniel", your gonna get pwned by em.

if you bring MTG to a redemption tournament and you show someone whose nickname is "raven" one of your MTG cards and make him think it's something in redemption, you'll get youre card torn to shreads

I didn't know you go to tournaments, Andy.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #67 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:37:19 PM »

more tournaments you'v ever been to

Colin Michael · « **Reply #68 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:39:06 PM »

Quote from: New Raven (trying to change) BR on January 31, 2009, 11:37:19 PM

more tournaments you'v ever been to

Really? I have only seen you at two, I believe.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #69 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:39:52 PM »

that's only cause you haven't been to the districts and locals jason hosted.

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #70 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:50:27 PM »

But colin has been to nationals :-p and two? regionals.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #71 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:51:07 PM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on January 31, 2009, 11:50:27 PM

But colin has been to nationals :-p and two? regionals.

Two sounds right though it might have been three.

soul seeker · « **Reply #72 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:51:55 PM »

Locked before this gets out of hand.

Ephesians 4:32

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Author Topic: Murphy's Laws of Redemption (Read 11813 times)

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