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So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« on: June 25, 2009, 05:36:43 PM »
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And I was diagnosed with Ephebiphobia. Anyone have any advice? This is really tough beings I'm a teenager.

For those of you who don't know what Ephebiphobia is, just go to http://phobialist.com and type in Ephebiphobia (ctrl + F for the search option)

NOTE:This isn't serious. It seems most of the people posting here are truly worrying and caring; this wasn't my intention. This was for humorous purposes only. So far only RR got the right reaction  :'(
« Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 01:09:54 AM by Rawrlolsauce! »

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 05:55:55 PM »
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 :o Big Word
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 10:44:54 PM »
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XD Nice, You get over it. I know that sounds mean but being afraid of yourself is bad.
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 10:58:32 PM »
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That's interesting. One wonders how that develops. Are you early teens? In which case it might have started before you were a teenager and diagnosed now that all your friends are teenagers. If you're late teen...I dunno.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 11:16:43 PM »
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That's interesting. One wonders how that develops. Are you early teens? In which case it might have started before you were a teenager and diagnosed now that all your friends are teenagers. If you're late teen...I dunno.
I'm early into my teens (14), but I didn't develop it before. On my 13th birthday I just woke up and was all of a sudden scared of myself. It just took them 23 months to diagnose me...  :-\

Its kinda hard to tell on forums, were you being sarcastic, Jake? If not... you should know I'm not being serious...

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 11:21:03 PM »
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May I ask why your scared of Teens?

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 11:22:19 PM »
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Argh... my shrink called me again with more test results (I went back in for more tests about an hour ago, he wanted a follow up to see how I was taking the news and handling the situation). He says I also have Phobophobia, and he wants to do more tests.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 11:24:42 PM »
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I have Zemmiphobia.
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 11:25:17 PM »
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Well, thankfully, Jacksonophobia only exists in the category of necrophobia.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 11:26:34 PM »
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Also, it doesn't make sense that anti-homosexual behaviour is always labeled as homophobia. For example, gynophobia is different than misogyny.
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 12:53:44 AM »
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well. look at the bright side. some people never get over their phobias.. but yours has a natural time limit :D

It kind of makes sense that you developed this at this stage of life. Junior High, puberty, fitting in... life can be rough, and teenagers can be intimidating.

Either way, it doesn't sound like fun, i'll be praying for you.

Psalms 55:22, "Cast your burden on the Lord, and He will sustain you..." Constantly renew your mind in the word, and place your worries on the Lord and he has promised to get you through it. :)

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 01:11:17 AM »
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NOTE:This isn't serious. It seems most of the people posting here are truly worrying and caring; this wasn't my intention. This was for humorous purposes only. So far only RR got the right reaction  :'(

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 01:19:01 AM »
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NOTE:This isn't serious. It seems most of the people posting here are truly worrying and caring; this wasn't my intention. This was for humorous purposes only. So far only RR got the right reaction  :'(
I got it too but I never take anything very seriously so you probably didn't notice.
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 01:20:41 AM »
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Quote
And I was diagnosed with Ephebiphobia. Anyone have any advice? This is really tough beings I'm a teenager.

that kind of threw me off, lol.
the diagnosis definitely sounded goofy, but I didn't want to be a jerk if it was actually something bothering you or giving you a hard time... haha

maybe a couple well-placed smiley's in the first line would have gotten the point across that it was a light-hearted post :D

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 01:21:18 AM »
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I didn't count you (Colin) because your comment was neutral.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 02:56:26 AM »
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Dude, that really stinks... oh... wait...  :miss:
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 10:33:47 AM »
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My first reaction was right. I thought this was comical from the title, read it, and decided not to try my luck.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 10:38:14 AM »
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You haven't noticed a trend lately with Rawr's posts?  ;)
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 10:42:52 AM »
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I hadn't been trying to.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 10:59:30 AM »
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Actually, that was a general statement, not aimed at you in particular.
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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2009, 12:16:15 PM »
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I was afraid at first, cuz I thought you were going to die.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2009, 01:45:25 PM »
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Arachibutyrophobia. It's a threat.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2009, 01:48:19 PM »
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.  It's a bigger threat.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2009, 01:55:55 PM »
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First, that was pretty cool.
Second, this one threatens to end the human race. Caligynephobia.

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Re: So... I just got back from several shrinks....
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2009, 02:18:08 PM »
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A recent study shows that 94% of married men have some sort of Phobia. 97% of that 94% have the same phobia; Pentheraphobia.

 


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