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Just a really random "story" provoked by SomeKittens Pic/Text
« on: January 08, 2011, 10:06:48 PM »
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In regards to a restraining order case between a guy and his girlfriend...

Judge: As of this day, I hereby grant, and put into place, a restraining order against Jane Doe.  You are not to come within 600 feet of John Doe or his place of residence.

John Doe: 600 feet? That's it? HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL WITH A RIFLE?!? 200 yards ain't going to cut it judge.

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Re: Just a really random "story" provoked by SomeKittens Pic/Text
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 10:56:48 PM »
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Mind not the ignorant fool on the other side of the screen!-BubbleBoy
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 11:02:55 PM »
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Re: Just a really random "story" provoked by SomeKittens Pic/Text
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 11:03:19 PM »
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Wow Kittens, way to steal all the credit for our shared moment of brilliance. That's the last time I say something funny around you!
Also: ROFL!

 


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