Author Topic: Shakespearian insults (Read 3250 times)

fyero · « **on:** March 29, 2011, 08:56:13 PM »

1) Ye mewling dizzy-eyed measle
2) Thou can'st not be but a bawdy toad-spotted skains-mate
3) Thou artless clay-brained apple-john

So this is an actual app my dad has on his phone...it has a lot of these lol

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2011, 09:04:42 PM »

To be or not to be, but it is better if you are not.

JSB23 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2011, 09:22:40 PM »

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2011, 09:23:38 PM »

Come hither, Crack-hemp!

fyero · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2011, 09:46:14 PM »

Thou hast no more brain than i hast in mine elbows.

katedid · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2011, 12:25:36 AM »

"For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds"

or even better "Frailty, thy name is woman"

I found these and was like "ummm...."

fyero · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2011, 07:03:07 AM »

Quote from: katedid on March 30, 2011, 12:25:36 AM

"For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds"

or even better "Frailty, thy name is woman"

I found these and was like "ummm...."

My mom really liked this one. Haha.

drb1200 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2011, 08:16:11 AM »

Romeo, Romeo, where art thy brain?

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2011, 02:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Daniel on March 30, 2011, 08:16:11 AM

Romeo, Romeo, where art thy brain?

Refuse thy intelligence and denounce thy education?

SomeKittens · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2011, 02:19:27 PM »

I prefer more modern insults:
"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

Such wonderful use of language. All my generation knows is four letter words and various indications that something is wrong with my mother.

fyero · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2011, 09:13:26 PM »

Haha, and hey some of those four letter words can be very descriptive and perhaps something is wrong with your mother (gasp) ....

katedid · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2011, 10:19:08 PM »

Quote from: fyero on March 30, 2011, 07:03:07 AM

Quote from: katedid on March 30, 2011, 12:25:36 AM
"For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds"

or even better "Frailty, thy name is woman"

I found these and was like "ummm...."

My mom really liked this one. Haha.

your mom has good taste

katedid · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2011, 10:21:42 PM »

Quote from: SomeKittens on March 30, 2011, 02:19:27 PM

ISuch wonderful use of language. All my generation knows is four letter words and various indications that something is wrong with my mother.

Exactly. Why do you think I wander around saying "Good Gravy" even though people look at me like I'm a crazy person. Words are powerful, Im not wasting mine on the four letter kind.

fyero · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2011, 05:50:58 PM »

Quote from: katedid on March 30, 2011, 10:21:42 PM

Quote from: SomeKittens on March 30, 2011, 02:19:27 PM
ISuch wonderful use of language. All my generation knows is four letter words and various indications that something is wrong with my mother.

Exactly. Why do you think I wander around saying "Good Gravy" even though people look at me like I'm a crazy person. Words are powerful, Im not wasting mine on the four letter kind.

Good is a four letter word....

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2011, 08:11:43 PM »

Quote from: fyero on March 31, 2011, 05:50:58 PM

Good is a four letter word....

So is "four" ...

SomeKittens · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2011, 08:19:38 PM »

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on March 31, 2011, 08:11:43 PM

Quote from: fyero on March 31, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
Good is a four letter word....

So is "four" ...

The only number that has the same number of letters as the number it represents.

katedid · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2011, 11:46:19 PM »

see, the very second I posted that I knew I would be hearing these kinds of comments

ironically, even the one about number four

fyero · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2011, 06:53:13 AM »

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on March 31, 2011, 08:11:43 PM

Quote from: fyero on March 31, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
Good is a four letter word....

So is "four" ...

ohhhh no....

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2011, 10:02:49 PM »

No I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb.

Not really an insult, but it is one of my favorite lines. (Biting one's thumb was equivalent to a certain inappropriate gesture these days....)

cg097 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:50:11 PM »

I like this one: "Thou bloodier villain than terms can give thee out."

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Author Topic: Shakespearian insults (Read 3250 times)

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