Author Topic: Quotes (Read 14935 times)

The Schaef · « **Reply #50 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:13:25 PM »

Yes, THEY are.

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English Kunnnnnnnigguts."

Isildur · « **Reply #51 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:42:05 PM »

'NI!"-Knights who say NI!

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:58:45 PM »

"Ya know, Had the tire blown out when he was doing 100+ we woulda flipped.... and probably died." - Me

"Yeah I know..." - Friend

"If I die like that, put on my epitaph... "Do a barrel Roll" - me

"If that ever happens to me, Imma yell that as we flip through mid air." - Friend

Remember kids. Do a barrel roll.

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:46:15 PM »

Quote from: the musicain on March 12, 2009, 03:04:47 PM

LOL!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! DID THAT ACTUALY HAPPEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!

We did not flip but I really had that conversation. Insane friend + 100Mph in traffic=scary.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #54 on:** March 12, 2009, 04:41:30 PM »

Quote from: the musicain on March 12, 2009, 04:39:05 PM

he goes like 10mph/15mph in a parking lot

I take it you've never been parking-lot drift racing?

PresidentOrangeBus · « **Reply #55 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:13:38 PM »

Drift racin in parking lots is good times.. And I go like 25 in my work parking lot lol.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #56 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:17:43 PM »

Quote from: the musicain on March 12, 2009, 03:07:09 PM

"do you drink 2% just because you think your fat? cause your not you could drink whole" -napolian dynamite

"Napoleon, don't be jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes, all day"-kip

"vote for pedro"-on napoleon's shirt

"looks like a medievil warrior"-napoleon

"such an idiot!"napoleon

"you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while i'm wearing these bad boys?"-Rex

"come here boy!" - Rex

"well, can't find my check book. hope you don't mind if i pay ya in change"- farmer

" *rico takes kip's steak and chucks it at napoleon, hitting napoleon on the side of the face*
napoleon-what the heck do you think your doing?!

Kip- now that's what i'm talkin about"

i'v watched ALOT of napoleon dinamite lol

Lawfuldog · « **Reply #57 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »

You missed the best ones.

"I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile" and "I bet I could throw a football over 'dem mountains."

jtay · « **Reply #58 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:26:15 PM »

Here's a quote from a homework problem I'm working on currently:

"You hurriedly stuff the strangely spherical potatoes of radius 4 cm into your convection oven."

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #59 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:35:30 PM »

Quote from: the musicain on March 12, 2009, 04:39:05 PM

i would be freaking out! so.. did you take the time to wittness to him? (that is if he wasnt a christian). lol wow thers a guy i know like that he goes like 10mph/15mph in a parking lot now that is scary. but pray for that guy he has cancer (that they cant heal) and we dont know if he is saved or not.

He is saved, this guy goes 30 mph :-p

MichaelHue · « **Reply #60 on:** March 14, 2009, 04:11:28 PM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 13, 2009, 08:35:30 PM

Quote from: the musicain on March 12, 2009, 04:39:05 PM
i would be freaking out! so.. did you take the time to wittness to him? (that is if he wasnt a christian). lol wow thers a guy i know like that he goes like 10mph/15mph in a parking lot now that is scary. but pray for that guy he has cancer (that they cant heal) and we dont know if he is saved or not.
He is saved, this guy goes 30 mph :-p

Good thing, too

Clarinetguy097 · « **Reply #61 on:** March 14, 2009, 08:33:53 PM »

I hope to rule the world by the time I'm 15. -Girl I sit by in science

She's going to rule the world in 3 months -New Girl

I'm disturbed -me

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #62 on:** March 15, 2009, 01:45:01 AM »

"I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny."

Colin Michael · « **Reply #63 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:14:04 AM »

"Everybody must get stoned!" -Bob Dylan.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #64 on:** April 04, 2009, 08:55:35 PM »

Quote from: New Raven BR on April 04, 2009, 08:44:17 PM

how can it be male and an enhancment?

BEST. POST. EVER.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #65 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:03:19 PM »

for once i agree with colin

Arch Angel · « **Reply #66 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:03:50 PM »

I think the boards are going to explode now :O

New Raven BR · « **Reply #67 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:05:05 PM »

it's the final countdown til the boards' grand explosion of laughter

Colin Michael · « **Reply #68 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:06:19 PM »

Quote from: New Raven BR on April 04, 2009, 09:05:05 PM

it's the final countdown til the boards' grand explosion of laughter

http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#final%20countdown%20europe
Such a hilariously bad song.

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Author Topic: Quotes (Read 14935 times)

The Schaef

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