« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Pirate Day Jokes  (Read 3279 times)

Offline YourMathTeacher

  • Tournament Host
  • Trade Count: (+80)
  • *****
  • Posts: 11089
    • -
    • Southeast Region
Pirate Day Jokes
« on: September 19, 2009, 05:01:32 PM »
0
Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:

1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?

Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.

2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?

He knew he would wash up on shore later.

3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Rookie

4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris



Logged
My wife is a hottie.

Offline 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips

  • Tournament Host
  • Trade Count: (+23)
  • *****
  • Posts: 2324
  • I'm officially a tourney host now...yippie!
    • -
    • East Central Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 05:13:15 PM »
0
Quote from: YourMathTeacher on September 19, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:

1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?

Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.

2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?

He knew he would wash up on shore later.

3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Rookie

4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris


So Awesomeness lol XD
Logged
Polar Bears Rule Teh World
Sponsered by CountFount
http://sites.google.com/site/marylandredemption

Offline TimMierz

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4047
  • I can't stop crying. Buckets of tears.
    • -
    • Northeast Region
    • Tim's Photos
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 05:22:24 PM »
0
I was surprised that they're all new to me, but #4 is a nice twist on the genre.
Logged
Get Simply Adorable Slugfest at https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/simply-adorable-slugfest

Offline Paladin

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 259
  • Chaos Control!!!
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 06:14:13 PM »
0
roflstop jedi version. :maul:
Logged
I quite video games...it was the worst 15 minutes of my life.

Lamborghini_diablo

  • Guest
  • Trade Count: (0)
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 07:01:59 PM »
0
Arrrr, in a post about pirates, non'ya landlubbers though'ta actually, y'know, speak like a PIRATE?!
Logged

Offline BubbleBoy

  • Trade Count: (+11)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8014
    • -
    • North Central Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 09:51:34 PM »
0
Wanna hear a joke I made when I was 8?

Why was the pirate sad at his birthday party?

Because he lost du-bloon.

::)
Logged
Use the Mad Bomber to rescue his Province.

Offline golgotha

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 399
  • The Mohawk of Rawk
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 11:47:03 PM »
0
How much does it cost for a Pirate to get his ear pierced?



A bucaneer.....(Buck an ear)
Logged
Good Ole Golgotha

Offline thestrongangel

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 139
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2009, 12:12:11 AM »
0
To add to the fun, some more jokes.

1) What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot?

a Jump Hook


2) Why are pirates such good fishermen?

They know how to hook the big ones.

3)  What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

A dozen pirates

And remember everyone, 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates.

Logged
The most profound thing I have learned in gaming, if you are not losing, your opponent isn't winning

Warrior_Monk

  • Guest
  • Trade Count: (0)
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2009, 09:18:56 AM »
0
on a slightly related side note, there's a facebook group entitled "if 1,000,000 people join this group, my girlfriend will let me turn the house into a pirate ship!!!"
join it. all of you.
Logged

Offline Smokey

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3216
    • -
    • Midwest Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 09:20:48 AM »
0
Quote from: Ring Wraith on September 20, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
on a slightly related side note, there's a facebook group entitled "if 1,000,000 people join this group, my girlfriend will let me turn the house into a pirate ship!!!"
join it. all of you.

Theres also one that says "If 500,000 people join this group, I will name my son Batman" 
Logged

Offline YourMathTeacher

  • Tournament Host
  • Trade Count: (+80)
  • *****
  • Posts: 11089
    • -
    • Southeast Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 09:32:47 AM »
0
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.
Logged
My wife is a hottie.

Offline Smokey

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3216
    • -
    • Midwest Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2009, 09:37:04 AM »
0
Quote from: YourMathTeacher on September 20, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.

 :o *goes to recruit 500,000 people to redemption*
Logged

Offline YourMathTeacher

  • Tournament Host
  • Trade Count: (+80)
  • *****
  • Posts: 11089
    • -
    • Southeast Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2009, 10:47:46 AM »
0
Quote from: Smokey on September 20, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
:o *goes to recruit 500,000 people to redemption*

You should have been doing that anyway.  ;)
Logged
My wife is a hottie.

Offline The Guardian

  • Playtester, Redemption Elder
  • Global Moderator
  • Trade Count: (+96)
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • The Stars are coming out...
    • -
    • North Central Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2009, 11:11:43 AM »
0
Quote from: YourMathTeacher on September 20, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.

I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...
Logged
Fortress Alstad
Have you checked the REG?
Have you looked it up in ORCID?

Warrior_Monk

  • Guest
  • Trade Count: (0)
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2009, 01:24:05 PM »
0
Quote from: The Guardian on September 20, 2009, 11:11:43 AM
Quote from: YourMathTeacher on September 20, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.

I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...

you'd get paid for playtesting?
Logged

Offline YourMathTeacher

  • Tournament Host
  • Trade Count: (+80)
  • *****
  • Posts: 11089
    • -
    • Southeast Region
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2009, 02:29:20 PM »
0
Quote from: The Guardian on September 20, 2009, 11:11:43 AM
I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...

We would have Redemption movies, action figures, clothing, and trinkets. They would be available in every Wal-Mart and Target across the country.
Logged
My wife is a hottie.

Offline metalpsalm

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1379
  • The LORD sat as King at the flood Psalm 29:10
    • -
    • East Central Region
    • League of Extraordinary Redemption CCG Players
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2009, 02:43:46 PM »
0
most of ye canna go see the new Pirate movie, cause it's reated "arrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Logged
Official creator of the first version of Heroless, albeit the joke version  =] I wear it proudly!

Offline Egg Timer

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1371
  • Hi there.
    • My Personl Blog & Portfolio.
Re: Pirate Day Jokes
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2009, 05:49:20 PM »
0
Quote from: YourMathTeacher on September 19, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:

1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?

Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.

2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?

He knew he would wash up on shore later.

3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Rookie

4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris




hahaha nice!!!
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 
SimplePortal 2.3.3 © 2008-2010, SimplePortal