real men play texas hold em'. 
Truth.
My Texas side of the family has pretty cool traditions: fighting for the check (often included blackmail of the waiter, flirting with waiter, playing poker for the check, taking the waiter aside when he or she took the drink orders, taking vows of silence against whoever paid the check, arm wrestling, knife fights, etc.), playing Texas hold-em (often for large stakes), driving fast with a beer in hand/cup holder, grand master fishing, chasing bulls or cows, playing father/son pool tournaments, and many more I probably can't think of.
Coincidentally my Texas family is in town right now.
