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Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Master KChief on October 05, 2010, 08:00:50 PM
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title. go!
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are we talking haiku or free prose or AABB or what?
I'm good at poetry.
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just something short and funny! :) rhyming is a plus, but doesnt have to.
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Sandwiches taste good.
If you make me a sandwich,
I will then love you.
Haiku by Rawrlolsauce!
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Roses are red
Violents are blue
this poem's old
but I love you.(Note:I'm not good at poetry)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped
and so are you.
A poem by Rawrlolsauce!
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When you're sitting with your honey
And your nose is kind of runny
Don't think it's funny
'Cause it'snot
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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
The Geek Love Poem (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/)
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This would be haiku
If it had just one fewer
Syllable in this line.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you.
Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
Poems that aren't by Rawrlolsauce!, and he is too lazy to check the origins.
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Might be a little risque, but
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.
-Ogden Nash
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i ended up using rawr's sandwich haiku. incidentally my favorite food is sandwiches. my gf laughed her butt off. :)
woulda used some of the later ones, definately good stuff! (LOL, refrigerator)
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Never make out by the garden gate...
Love is blind but the neighbors ain't...
::)
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Love is a good thing.
Love is a very, very good thing.
Love is a good thing.
Love is a great thing,
Until the diamond ring.
THEN IT IS AWESOMELYNESS!
A Haiku/AA/FreeProse by The M
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If your GF is a swimmer:
Roses are red,
Water is blue,
You like swimming,
and I like you.
I tried that once in 7th grade.... Got points for originality, but no gf. :(
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Personally I like this poem/song that I first heard done by the Moron Brothers.
If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze.
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.
If my nose was running money but honey it's snot.
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At first I thought you said it was by the Mormon Brothers. That would be an awesome poem about love.
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i don't see how such morons could write that i mean it almost made me cr....nevermind
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Might be a little risque, but
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.
-Ogden Nash
I thought that was Willie Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :(
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You need to stop asking on the forums for love advice.
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i asked for a poem, not advise.
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You need to stop asking on the forums for love poem advice.
FTFY
Though you should get your girlfriend on here, then she can ask directly.
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ask what directly?
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Funny love poem, gifts, flowers. It would add the female perspective to these conversations.
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there have already been females that have commented in these threads. also, wouldnt it kind of defeat the purpose if my girlfriend already knew what i was going to get her...?
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here's one i wrote in 11th grade...see how you like it...
I am the surfer and I am the moon.
Without the moon, I cannot surf by myself.
When I feel sad, you come and sing a tune.
You taught me more important things than wealth.
You have gave me life and well-being too.
You treat me like the king of Neptune.
You make me feel lucky that I have you.
I am the surfer and you are the moon.
Your love is endless. It flows like the Nile.
You have helped me overcome ordeals like
Salmon do. You're a goddess in my eye.
Me loving you is like riding a trike.
You are the kangaroo and I'm Joey.
I really love do love you and you love me.
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moonsurfing, i can dig that. 8)