Author Topic: Most contradicting statement (Read 5399 times)

Felix · « **on:** May 19, 2009, 09:45:58 PM »

The statement "I always lie" is unprovable. If it were true, you would be lying saying that you always lie, then that means you tell the truth which contradicts it. Weird, huh?

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:47:59 PM »

Actually, he is lying.

If he is telling the truth, it would be a lie and thus the statement would contradict itself.
If he is lying, it means he doesn't always lie. He could be lying in this scenario, and therefore there is no contradiction.

Ironica · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2009, 11:20:18 PM »

There's always this one:

The next statement is true
The previous statement is false

Colin Michael · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2009, 11:26:56 PM »

How do you keep an idiot busy? (see back of shirt)

How do you keep an idiot busy? (see front of shirt)

lightningninja · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:18:51 AM »

This one is solvable.

You have two doors. One leads to heaven, one leads to hell. You don't know which door is which.

You have two angels. One always lies and one always tells the truth. You don't know which angel is which, or which door he is standing in front of.

You have ONE question, and one question only. What should you ask in order to know which door to go through in order to go to heaven?

If you have already heard this, please don't post.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:34:54 AM »

I have heard this one.

Bryon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:45:54 AM »

I like these:

This statement is false. (true or false?)

Generalizations are always bad. (Hmmm.)

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes." (An absolute statement spoken by a Jedi)

I hate haters. (it's so sad that you hate yourself)

You are so judgemental. (hello, pot, my name is kettle)

"When people set aside their differences to work in common effort toward a common good, when they struggle together, and sacrifice together and learn from one another -- all things are possible." (ALL THINGS? And we don't need God? Tell that to the people of Babel, Mr. President. You sound more like the proud Nebuchadnezzar than a Christian speaking to a Christian university. I like what Lincoln said. I have it on my wall at home: "It is the duty of nations as well as of men to own their dependence on the overruling power of God.")

Lamborghini_diablo · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:48:25 AM »

Quote from: Bryon on May 20, 2009, 12:45:54 AM

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes." (An absolute statement spoken by a Jedi)

I ABSOLUTELY do not like BBQ.

Bryon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on May 20, 2009, 12:48:25 AM

Quote from: Bryon on May 20, 2009, 12:45:54 AM
"Only the Sith deal in absolutes." (An absolute statement spoken by a Jedi)

I ABSOLUTELY do not like BBQ.

Sith! (I know, I'm so judgemental)

The Schaef · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:54:12 AM »

Quote from: Bryon on May 20, 2009, 12:45:54 AM

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes." (An absolute statement spoken by a Jedi)

What burns me about this one is that Sith actually thrive on ambiguity and equivocation, talking about a "larger view" of the Force and how good and evil are merely as point of view. Absolutes are the last thing Sith deal in, because the Dark Side clouds everything.

Lamborghini_diablo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2009, 12:58:24 AM »

Quote from: Bryon on May 20, 2009, 12:50:54 AM

Quote from: Lamborghini_diablo on May 20, 2009, 12:48:25 AM
Quote from: Bryon on May 20, 2009, 12:45:54 AM
"Only the Sith deal in absolutes." (An absolute statement spoken by a Jedi)

I ABSOLUTELY do not like BBQ.
Sith! (I know, I'm so judgemental)

I must warn you, I am very good at backflips.

Tsavong Lah · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2009, 01:03:52 AM »

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What burns me about this one is that Sith actually thrive on ambiguity and equivocation, talking about a "larger view" of the Force and how good and evil are merely as point of view. Absolutes are the last thing Sith deal in, because the Dark Side clouds everything.

Argh, seriously. Obi-Wan definitely had a fail moment there.

Rrulez · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:04:13 PM »

"I don't know anything..."

Felix · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:35:21 PM »

The Spy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:37:37 PM »

You are the wisest man alive. (Or am I, by knowing this to be true?)

lightningninja · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2009, 04:39:33 PM »

I am.

Felix · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2009, 05:13:08 PM »

Funny.

Rrulez · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2009, 05:27:07 PM »

Quote from: Gandalf the White on May 20, 2009, 04:35:21 PM

Don't you off-topic me! I was saying that "I don't know anything" is a contradicting statement.

Felix · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Rrulez on May 20, 2009, 05:27:07 PM

Quote from: Gandalf the White on May 20, 2009, 04:35:21 PM

Don't you off-topic me! I was saying that "I don't know anything" is a contradicting statement.

Oh. Then

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:47:09 PM »

"I don't exist."

Rrulez · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:50:08 PM »

Quote from: BubbleBoy on May 20, 2009, 08:47:09 PM

"I don't exist."

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:51:02 PM »

I've gotten a taste of your own medicine.

Rrulez · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:53:10 PM »

Quote from: BubbleBoy on May 20, 2009, 08:51:02 PM

I've gotten a taste of your own medicine.

Felix · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:57:46 PM »

What's the policeman for?

Rrulez · « **Reply #24 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:01:48 PM »

Quote from: Gandalf the White on May 20, 2009, 08:57:46 PM

What's the policeman for?

Cheese!

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Author Topic: Most contradicting statement (Read 5399 times)

Felix

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Ironica

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The Schaef

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Felix

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