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Offline golgotha

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"Skinny Jeans."
« on: January 19, 2010, 07:07:07 PM »
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So ya'll prolly won't find the humor in this, least not all of it, cause you don't know me other than from on the boards. With a few exceptions, who should know who they are. Anyway. I've been keeping my New Years Resoultion, and trying to change my weight to less. I am about a pants size smaller, but have been going at it hard. I told one of my female friends that I am "About a pants size smaller" and she asks "If I can fit into my skinny jean yet?" I pause, think bout her question and reply. "No...Cause I don't own a pair of jeans, skinny or otherwise" So she wants me to buy a pair of jeans, a size to small just to say I have a pair of skinny jeans and hopefully will fit into them one day. My theory, which works much better, wait till I actually lose the weight and then buy the smaller jeans....Sheesh...girls are silly....and this is prolly why I am single...
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Re: "Skinny Jeans."
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 07:43:56 PM »
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LOL, this is only the tip of the iceberg!  But I love my wife so I will not reveal what lies beneath the water line.  Suffice to say, if you can relate to these silly girls in a way that makes then feel good about themselves and shows that you listened to them, you will avoid becoming the Titanic.   ;)
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