Author Topic: Jokes. (Read 8310 times)

Colin Michael · « **Reply #25 on:** July 24, 2009, 10:51:30 PM »

Quote from: JSB23 on July 24, 2009, 10:24:57 PM

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 24, 2009, 07:16:17 PM
I guarantee anyone on the boards that I can play any instrument better than they can.

You're on! Violas at dawn.

Done deal.

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #26 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:23:29 PM »

The real question is whether you could play a musicians deck better than anyone on these boards.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #27 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:37:03 PM »

speaking of music, I can now get TFKrocks44's songs up on the boards... I'll have to have him record that next time I see him...

usually, all of our music jokes were directed at the tuba player... or the conductor.

Prof Underwood · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:13:12 AM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 24, 2009, 07:16:17 PM

I guarantee anyone on the boards that I can play any instrument better than they can.

And I guarantee anyone on the boards that they cannot beat me in a head-to-head match of Tetris at spogg.com

What exactly is the purpose of these statements of bragging?

FresnoRedemption · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:50:37 AM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 24, 2009, 07:16:17 PM

I guarantee anyone on the boards that I can play any instrument better than they can.

I'll put my skills on clarinet up against yours any day of the week. [/nerdiness factor]

This joke actually made me cry the first time I heard it:

What is the difference between an onion and a clarinet?
No one cries when you chop up the clarinet.

I actually have an epic joke that only music majors will truly understand. I'll locate it and then post it here.

LukeSnyder · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:03:09 AM »

I've been playing drums for 14 years, and I represent this thread. I mean, resent.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:35:23 AM »

Quote from: LukeSnyder on July 25, 2009, 01:03:09 AM

I've been playing drums for 14 years, and I represent this thread. I mean, resent.

What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

LukeSnyder · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:38:27 AM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 25, 2009, 01:35:23 AM

Quote from: LukeSnyder on July 25, 2009, 01:03:09 AM
I've been playing drums for 14 years, and I represent this thread. I mean, resent.
What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

Ooh! I know this one... umm, oh yeah! An indie guitarist?

Colin Michael · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2009, 10:50:56 AM »

Quote from: LukeSnyder on July 25, 2009, 09:38:27 AM

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 25, 2009, 01:35:23 AM
Quote from: LukeSnyder on July 25, 2009, 01:03:09 AM
I've been playing drums for 14 years, and I represent this thread. I mean, resent.
What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

Ooh! I know this one... umm, oh yeah! An indie guitarist?

No, that'd be a drummer.

...To think that someone would think that only guitarists on a major label are good.

christiangamer25 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:02:22 AM »

lol this thread is funny

EmJayBee83 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 24, 2009, 10:51:30 PM

Quote from: JSB23 on July 24, 2009, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: Colin Michael on July 24, 2009, 07:16:17 PM
I guarantee anyone on the boards that I can play any instrument better than they can.

You're on! Violas at dawn.
Done deal.

Then I've already won.

Q: How is a viola like global thermonuclear war?
A. The only winning move is not to play.

I get double wyn points for quoting Wargames.

LukeSnyder · « **Reply #36 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:21:01 PM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 25, 2009, 10:50:56 AM

No, that'd be a drummer.

...To think that someone would think that only guitarists on a major label are good.

Haha, I'm just messing dude. I only said it because I know the real joke

And I'll take you on with your instrument challenge. Drum off, right now. Lets see... I only have one video of me doing any drum tracking, so it will have to suffice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_V-Th5OiKI#

There you go, cover it. By the way, thats a reeeaaly easy song to play. I wrote a pretty minimalistic drum part. I've been a death metaller for quite some time now.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #37 on:** July 25, 2009, 12:24:14 PM »

Not bad. I'd hire you for a band. How are you miking that?

I'm currently learning to drum to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uev2J_cBHjQ#

LukeSnyder · « **Reply #38 on:** July 25, 2009, 02:48:33 PM »

I actually didn't use the live audio track, I used the original audio, which is sampled. I don't have an interface, so recording for a song is out of the question now

And thats a pretty decent drum part to learn. 7/4 is a fun sig to play after you get the feel.

Hmm, and as far as a harder song to play... here's one I just picked up. Can't keep the whole thing clean yet, but whatever. Those triplets are hard to play with the slow hand part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2NGDTJ36g#

Sean · « **Reply #39 on:** July 26, 2009, 09:04:14 AM »

Why doesn't Piglet have any friends?

Spoiler (hover to show)

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #40 on:** July 26, 2009, 08:08:43 PM »

ok, anybody else think that all blonde jokes should become drummer jokes?

Colin Michael · « **Reply #41 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:46:57 AM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on July 25, 2009, 12:24:14 PM

Not bad. I'd hire you for a band. How are you miking that?

I'm currently learning to drum to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uev2J_cBHjQ#

Got it this morning. Now to go get my wisdom teeth out.

happyjosiah · « **Reply #42 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:58:53 AM »

What did the drummer get on his SAT?

Drool.

By the way, I've been a drummer for most of my life as well.

WillBake · « **Reply #43 on:** August 02, 2009, 07:54:24 PM »

once a drummer went to sears and asked the cashier if he could buy some bogos over by the garden supplies and the cashier said youre obviously a drummer because those are garbage cans

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Author Topic: Jokes. (Read 8310 times)

Warrior_Monk

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