Author Topic: I was suprised... (Read 4830 times)

Clarinetguy097 · « **on:** June 25, 2009, 06:47:55 PM »

I heard that Michael Jackson died today.

sk · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:57:25 PM »

It's still rumor status, but it's starting to sound legit.

Strangely enough, I was at a doctor's appointment in another UCLA Medical Center building across the street this morning. Guess I should've hung around longer.

lightningninja · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:00:30 PM »

Okay, it's official!

I can't believe it... that guy was a freaking legend! Probably the greatest single entertainer ever (that's right Colin, more than Bob Dylan).

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:02:21 PM »

Says he died on wikipedia... which is completely accurate^{[citation needed]}.

Isildur · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »

He is still alive guys because if a Singer dies they really arent dead they are just living in their mom's basement eating Oreos. Like Elvis!

The Warrior · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:57:19 PM »

Quote from: Isildur on June 25, 2009, 07:03:19 PM

He is still alive guys because if a Singer dies they really arent dead they are just living in their mom's basement eating Oreos. Like Elvis!

Why oreos?

Ironica · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:59:00 PM »

Quote from: The Warrior on June 25, 2009, 07:57:19 PM

Quote from: Isildur on June 25, 2009, 07:03:19 PM
He is still alive guys because if a Singer dies they really arent dead they are just living in their mom's basement eating Oreos. Like Elvis!
Why oreos?

Because they are THE best cookies EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!1!1!!!!

The Warrior · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Ironica on June 25, 2009, 07:59:00 PM

Quote from: The Warrior on June 25, 2009, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: Isildur on June 25, 2009, 07:03:19 PM
He is still alive guys because if a Singer dies they really arent dead they are just living in their mom's basement eating Oreos. Like Elvis!
Why oreos?

Because they are THE best cookies EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!1!1!!!!

i wouldnt say the best but they are good

The Warrior · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:03:47 PM »

How could i forget the creamy stuff? Oroes rock

Master KChief · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:31:47 PM »

actually girl scout cookies are the best. samoas and thin mints ftw!

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:36:18 PM »

Thin mints are the best.

But aside from all this. Michael Jackson is gone

Poor guy.

Lawfuldog · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:50:41 PM »

Aw, the post I was about to quote got removed. But whoever posted it, props for the joke. Even if it was backwards.

~Jake of the Wolves~ · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:51:37 PM »

Looks like it was mine. Oh well.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:28:45 PM »

Oh I get it. Oreo. Funny.

Technically, he was white on the outside and black on the inside.

The doctors autopsy report had "?" for both race and orientation.

Also, of all people, Michael Jackson would have the easiest time faking his death.

In other news, a dozen strangers approached me at Starbucks to tell me the news. Thank you Nashville.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:49:01 PM »

Quote from: Colin Michael on June 25, 2009, 11:28:45 PM

Oh I get it. Oreo. Funny.

Technically, he was white on the outside and black on the inside.

He was an Uh-Oh! Oreo.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:52:23 PM »

What's the release date for the Michael Jackson 360?

lightningninja · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:47:20 AM »

I really feel bad for his family. He had three kids... He was as old as my dad. Granted, my dad isn't that messed up but still losing a dad at such a young age must be really hard. $:-\$

Clarinetguy097 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2009, 10:30:14 AM »

Quote from: Isildur on June 25, 2009, 07:03:19 PM

He is still alive guys because if a Singer dies they really arent dead they are just living in their mom's basement eating Oreos. Like Elvis!

Actually, I hear Elvis is living upstairs at Graceland. My tour guide in Memphis told us that they get mad if you try to go up there. I didn't want to take the risk of finding him and having all the security coming after me.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:18:00 PM »

Quote from: Clarinetguy097 on June 26, 2009, 10:30:14 AM

Quote from: Isildur on June 25, 2009, 07:03:19 PM
He is still alive guys because if a Singer dies they really arent dead they are just living in their mom's basement eating Oreos. Like Elvis!

Actually, I hear Elvis is living upstairs at Graceland. My tour guide in Memphis told us that they get mad if you try to go up there. I didn't want to take the risk of finding him and having all the security coming after me.

Elvis never died.
I saw him at the Ryman last week.

The Warrior · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2009, 05:28:32 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on June 25, 2009, 10:31:47 PM

actually girl scout cookies are the best. samoas and thin mints ftw!

I didnt say they were the best...... those rock too

Lurch · « **Reply #20 on:** June 27, 2009, 12:47:37 PM »

1. Elvis has got to be dead.
2. I wouldnt put it past big stars going bankrupt to fake their death...
3. ...but its probably been long enough now to know that he isnt hanging at his mothers house.
4. Did you hear? They just released Michael Jacksons last words..."Take me to the children's hospital."

Colin Michael · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2009, 03:05:46 PM »

I don't know what you guys are talking about saying Elvis is dead.

drb1200 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 27, 2009, 03:07:36 PM »

You're completely mistaken. This is Elvis.

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Author Topic: I was suprised... (Read 4830 times)

Clarinetguy097

Rawrlolsauce!

Ironica

~Jake of the Wolves~

Clarinetguy097

drb1200