Author Topic: anyone artsy-craftsy? (Read 3328 times)

Master KChief · « **on:** December 14, 2010, 08:04:46 PM »

this christmas me and my girlfriends sister are supposed to be making each other christmas cards. however, im not very craftsy and im far too busy and lazy to get it done myself

anyone interested in picking up this project from me? anyone willing to do so would certainly be compensated for their services.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2010, 08:11:39 PM »

Make sure to put lots of glitter on it. Ladies love glitter.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2010, 08:19:19 PM »

Do it yourself. Make it personal. I'm sure she'll like that much more.

The M · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2010, 08:26:31 PM »

Quote from: Ring Wraith on December 14, 2010, 08:19:19 PM

Do it yourself. Make it personal. I'm sure she'll like that much more.

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT BUY A HALLMARK CARD, SIGN YOUR NAME, AND GIVE IT TO HER.
That is about the most impersonal thing you can do.
I would make one she can keep, and even if you mess up she will probably think it was cute and she knows you tried.
I'm not much of a relationship guy, but this is all I hear about cards/gifts etc...

Daniel TS RED · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:07:32 PM »

Make one of those huge signs that people wear to advertise things. You know, the ones that have a message on the front and back. All you need is two big pieces of cardboard or posterboard and two pieces of rope or string to go over your shoulders to hold the thing. Grab a marker and come up with a witty comment for the front and back. Jump out of the car and put the thing on...you'll pretty much win the game instantly.

Just my four cents.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:20:40 PM »

Quote from: Daniel TS RED on December 14, 2010, 09:07:32 PM

Make one of those huge signs that people wear to advertise things. You know, the ones that have a message on the front and back. All you need is two big pieces of cardboard or posterboard and two pieces of rope or string to go over your shoulders to hold the thing. Grab a marker and come up with a witty comment for the front and back. Jump out of the car and put the thing on...you'll pretty much win the game instantly.

Just my four cents.

Instead of a marker, you might try duct tape.

If you really wanted to go all out, you could add music to it too...

The Duck Song 2

joeycauldron · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:24:16 PM »

Just use anything around you and write a note with it. Such ideas as christmas ornaments, candles (carve your names), flowers, etc...

TheJaylor · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Ring Wraith on December 14, 2010, 08:19:19 PM

Do it yourself. Make it personal. I'm sure she'll like that much more.

Master KChief · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2010, 10:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Ring Wraith on December 14, 2010, 08:19:19 PM

Do it yourself. Make it personal. I'm sure she'll like that much more.

maybe you missed the point of this thread.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2010, 10:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on December 14, 2010, 10:01:39 PM

Quote from: Ring Wraith on December 14, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
Do it yourself. Make it personal. I'm sure she'll like that much more.

maybe you missed the point of this thread.

Quote from: Master KChief on December 14, 2010, 08:04:46 PM

however, im not very craftsy and im far too busy and lazy to get it done myself anyone interested in picking up this project from me? anyone willing to do so would certainly be compensated for their services.

I'm pretty sure I got the point. I'm saying don't do that. We can give you an idea, but then you should be the one to do it.

Master KChief · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2010, 10:14:48 PM »

regardless of what anyone says, im not going to do it. i need someone that does have the skill and time to do it for me.

BlazerCC · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2010, 10:17:48 PM »

I think he said it was girlfriends sister not his girlfriend.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2010, 10:19:57 PM »

Quote from: BlazerCC on December 14, 2010, 10:17:48 PM

I think he said it was girlfriends sister not his girlfriend.

Ha, good point. Although, it'll still make a good impression on his girlfriend if he does it himself. Or rather, it'll avoid a bad impression.

Master KChief · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2010, 10:23:20 PM »

i sincerely doubt anyone will know if i did it myself or not.

Red · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2010, 11:03:28 PM »

They'll know it isn't you because it isn't good.

Just DIY it's quicker and easier.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2010, 11:10:49 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on December 14, 2010, 10:23:20 PM

i sincerely doubt anyone will know if i did it myself or not.

The question is, will they care?

Master KChief · « **Reply #16 on:** December 14, 2010, 11:14:30 PM »

nope. i dont even know my girlfriends sister all that well.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2010, 11:25:38 AM »

What sort of thing are you looking for?

STAMP · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2010, 04:41:53 PM »

You don't need to be artistic to make a card that will be remembered forever:

Step 1 - Obtain a white piece of paper out of your computer printer.
Step 2 - Think of a thoughtful Christmas message.
Step 3 - Obtain several magazines and newspapers.
Step 4 - Cut out a matching word from your Christmas message from each magazine/newspaper.
Step 5 - Glue words in order on white sheet of paper. (Be sure to use elastic gloves.)
Step 6 - Tape white paper containing Christmas message to her bathroon mirror when no one is around.

No one will ever forget your thoughtful gesture.

TheJaylor · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2010, 05:12:44 PM »

Quote from: STAMP on December 15, 2010, 04:41:53 PM

You don't need to be artistic to make a card that will be remembered forever:...
...No one will ever forget your thoughtful gesture.

i don't think i need to explain this one.

Master KChief · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2010, 06:02:38 PM »

Quote from: STAMP on December 15, 2010, 04:41:53 PM

You don't need to be artistic to make a card that will be remembered forever:

Step 1 - Obtain a white piece of paper out of your computer printer.
Step 2 - Think of a thoughtful Christmas message.
Step 3 - Obtain several magazines and newspapers.
Step 4 - Cut out a matching word from your Christmas message from each magazine/newspaper.
Step 5 - Glue words in order on white sheet of paper. (Be sure to use elastic gloves.)
Step 6 - Tape white paper containing Christmas message to her bathroon mirror when no one is around.

No one will ever forget your thoughtful gesture.

is this a christmas card or a ransom note...?

STAMP · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Master KChief on December 15, 2010, 06:02:38 PM

Quote from: STAMP on December 15, 2010, 04:41:53 PM
You don't need to be artistic to make a card that will be remembered forever:

Step 1 - Obtain a white piece of paper out of your computer printer.
Step 2 - Think of a thoughtful Christmas message.
Step 3 - Obtain several magazines and newspapers.
Step 4 - Cut out a matching word from your Christmas message from each magazine/newspaper.
Step 5 - Glue words in order on white sheet of paper. (Be sure to use elastic gloves.)
Step 6 - Tape white paper containing Christmas message to her bathroon mirror when no one is around.

No one will ever forget your thoughtful gesture.

is this a christmas card or a ransom note...?

I imagine it depends on how much effort you put into Step 2.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2010, 08:22:52 PM »

PM NinjaDuck, he can do things like that.

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