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I can't ever think of specific lines, but I'd bet you my favorite quote comes from King of Queens.

Of course, unless you are very sneaky, I would win that bet.

Dear Ring Wraith and drb1200,

   I have noticed that you two do not seem to understand the difference between a movie and a TV show, so I am writing this to extend my sympathies. I hope your competence improves.

X's and O's,
BubbleBoy

[Insert Firefly quotes here]
[Instead, here's a nod to Firefly from Castle]

"I possess the DNA of Leonard Nemoy!?!" (Sheldon on Big Bang Theory)

"Amazing... that a planet on the other side of the universe can remind you of Vermont." (Eli on SGU)

"As they say in Finland, 'There's more than one way to roast a reindeer.'" (Fringe)

"...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?" (Walter on Fringe)

From Monk:
Adrian Monk: Wipe!
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened.


And a couple from Arrested Development (not saying I recommend it, as many things about it are offensive, but...):

Michael: I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
[There is an awkward silence]
Michael: Something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.

Narrator (Ron Howard): They were not making fun of Andy Griffith. This cannot be stressed enough.

Ron Howard (as himself): No, I just don't see it as a TV series. Maybe a movie?

I find Arrested Development to be absolutely hilarious. Great Political Satire.

Home Improvement:

Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.

If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy.  

Heh...I like Tim Allen, although his stand-up is always the same.

Psych:

"I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner D. Buttersnaps."