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Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« on: June 06, 2010, 10:24:46 PM »
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If you have a cool quote from a tv show please put it here mine is.

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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 10:27:02 PM »
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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 10:50:02 PM »
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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 11:49:22 PM »
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I can't ever think of specific lines, but I'd bet you my favorite quote comes from King of Queens.

Of course, unless you are very sneaky, I would win that bet. :)
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 11:54:12 PM »
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didn't we just have a thread EXACTLY like this?
it pretty much got overrun with Up! and The Princess Bride quotes...

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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 12:00:02 AM »
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Dear Ring Wraith and drb1200,

   I have noticed that you two do not seem to understand the difference between a movie and a TV show, so I am writing this to extend my sympathies. I hope your competence improves.

X's and O's,
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 12:00:59 AM »
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ah, what's the difference. people actually remember TV stuff?

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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 03:50:46 AM »
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[Insert Firefly quotes here]
[Instead, here's a nod to Firefly from Castle]

"I possess the DNA of Leonard Nemoy!?!" (Sheldon on Big Bang Theory)

"Amazing... that a planet on the other side of the universe can remind you of Vermont." (Eli on SGU)

"As they say in Finland, 'There's more than one way to roast a reindeer.'" (Fringe)

"...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?" (Walter on Fringe)

From Monk:
Adrian Monk: Wipe!
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened.


And a couple from Arrested Development (not saying I recommend it, as many things about it are offensive, but...):

Michael: I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
[There is an awkward silence]
Michael: Something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.

Narrator (Ron Howard): They were not making fun of Andy Griffith. This cannot be stressed enough.

Ron Howard (as himself): No, I just don't see it as a TV series. Maybe a movie?
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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 04:50:29 PM »
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From the series Pretender:

Little old lady in hospital bed: "Are you a doctor?"
Jared (Pretender dressed as doctor): "I am today."
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 09:20:43 PM »
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I find Arrested Development to be absolutely hilarious. Great Political Satire.

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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2010, 09:21:58 PM »
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Home Improvement:

Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.

If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy.  ::)
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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 11:44:57 PM »
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Home Improvement:

Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.

If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy.  ::)
Heh...I like Tim Allen, although his stand-up is always the same.
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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2010, 01:00:27 PM »
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Home Improvement:

Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.

If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy.  ::)

That is funny.

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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 01:03:56 PM »
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Psych:

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Re: Favorite tv show quotes, lines.
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2010, 06:41:31 PM »
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Reno 911:

Dangle: Have you, or have you not, committed a felony in the past six months?
Terry: ...no.
Dangle: What was with the pause?
Terry: I thought you said melody.
Dangle: Committed a melody in the past six months?
Terry: I've committed a melody.

 


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