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Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: TDK on June 06, 2010, 10:24:46 PM
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If you have a cool quote from a tv show please put it here mine is.
Everybody loves Raymond
(Debra)Raymond don't you say another word or I will send your mother back here to smack the crap out of you!
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...sigh
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Why thank you for the helpful response!
Seinfeld's Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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I can't ever think of specific lines, but I'd bet you my favorite quote comes from King of Queens.
Of course, unless you are very sneaky, I would win that bet. :)
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didn't we just have a thread EXACTLY like this?
it pretty much got overrun with Up! and The Princess Bride quotes...
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Dear Ring Wraith and drb1200,
I have noticed that you two do not seem to understand the difference between a movie and a TV show, so I am writing this to extend my sympathies. I hope your competence improves.
X's and O's,
BubbleBoy
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ah, what's the difference. people actually remember TV stuff?
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[Insert Firefly quotes here]
[Instead, here's a nod to Firefly from Castle (http://bit.ly/nIB7K)]
"I possess the DNA of Leonard Nemoy!?!" (Sheldon on Big Bang Theory)
"Amazing... that a planet on the other side of the universe can remind you of Vermont." (Eli on SGU)
"As they say in Finland, 'There's more than one way to roast a reindeer.'" (Fringe)
"...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?" (Walter on Fringe)
From Monk:
Adrian Monk: Wipe!
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened.
And a couple from Arrested Development (not saying I recommend it, as many things about it are offensive, but...):
Michael: I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
[There is an awkward silence]
Michael: Something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.
Narrator (Ron Howard): They were not making fun of Andy Griffith. This cannot be stressed enough.
Ron Howard (as himself): No, I just don't see it as a TV series. Maybe a movie?
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From the series Pretender:
Little old lady in hospital bed: "Are you a doctor?"
Jared (Pretender dressed as doctor): "I am today."
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I find Arrested Development to be absolutely hilarious. Great Political Satire.
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Home Improvement:
Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.
If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy. ::)
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Home Improvement:
Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.
If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy. ::)
Heh...I like Tim Allen, although his stand-up is always the same.
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Home Improvement:
Tim: I thought you wanted me to stop making monstrosities?
Wife: Honey... I want you to get the biggest possible alarm system you can get your hands on.
Tim: Please tell me if you're joking. I'm getting really excited.
If you haven't seen the show, this won't be funny. If you have, enjoy. ::)
That is funny.
You know what this needs? More cowbell!!!!
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Psych:
"I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner D. Buttersnaps."
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Reno 911:
Dangle: Have you, or have you not, committed a felony in the past six months?
Terry: ...no.
Dangle: What was with the pause?
Terry: I thought you said melody.
Dangle: Committed a melody in the past six months?
Terry: I've committed a melody.