Author Topic: Favorite Movie quotes (Read 23273 times)

xCaLeBx · « **on:** March 18, 2010, 05:14:41 PM »

post yours:
Inherit the Wind: "I don't think that you even think about what your thinking."
Monty Python(The Holy Grail): "I'm not dead yet!" "Well you will be soon."
Gone with the Wind: "Frankly my dear I don't give a d***"
Silencing of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Jaws:"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Animal Crackers:"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Airplane!:"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Space Balls: "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Fight Club: - Oh I get it. It's very clever.
- Thank you.
- How's that workin' out for you?
- What?
- Being clever.
- Great.
- Keep it up then.
Monty Python (Holy Grail):"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

those are in random order

Red · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:17:10 PM »

starwars:olny the sith deal in absultes!

kills

lightningninja · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:38:02 PM »

A nice pile drive to the fact, or a punch to the face!
I've got a brilliant idea... why doesn't Lancelot go?
So if she weighs as much as a duck... then she's made of wood... and therefore... a witch!
Eritha Franklin, she's a big lady... but once she gets on stage everyone wants to party with Eritha!

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:48:04 PM »

"INCONCEIVABLE!" "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means."
"HALLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"
the whole Miricle Max scene. "true love is truly the greatest thing in the world! except for a good MLT, mutton lettuce tomato, when the mutton is nice and lean..."
the whole death of Vizzini scene. "YOU'VE FALLEN INTO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS! the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS WELL KNOWN IS NEVER GO AGAINST THE SCICILIAN. WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!!!! A HA HA! A HA HA! A HA..."

basically that whole movie.

xCaLeBx · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:54:20 PM »

what movie is that? it seems slightly familiar

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:03:18 PM »

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Tracer Burnout · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:04:03 PM »

Quote from: xCaLeBx on March 18, 2010, 08:54:20 PM

what movie is that? it seems slightly familiar

Wow....you started this thread and you don't know the most epic movie ever?

Caleb...**Shakes head** **Shakes Head**

The Princess Bride

If you haven't seen it, stop whatever you are doing, and go watch it.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:06:23 PM »

Quote from: Tracer Burnout on March 18, 2010, 09:04:03 PM

Quote from: xCaLeBx on March 18, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
what movie is that? it seems slightly familiar

Wow....you started this thread and you don't know the most epic movie ever? Caleb...**Shakes head** **Shakes Head**

The Princess Bride

If you haven't seen it, stop whatever you are doing, and go watch it.

Master KChief · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:13:10 PM »

Quote from: pulp fiction

the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the Lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee.

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:09:42 PM »

I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.

metalpsalm · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:34:05 PM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 18, 2010, 11:09:42 PM

I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.

Batman the animated series, the Joker and the voice is Mark Hamel

STAMP · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:38:57 PM »

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

I get goosebumps every time I hear it. Oooooh, there they go again.

12tipton3 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:00:17 AM »

i am surprised nobody has said, "Luke, I am your father"
-Darth Vader
(star wars 5: the empire strikes back)
[no copyright infringement intended]

Ben Wilk · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:11:14 AM »

Your not the only ones with guns. Avatar.

And if you can tell me what movie this is from I will be very amazed. How would you get the gold out of the country? Well if i knew someone that shipped out Eiffel towers, Gold Eiffel towers.

honryu · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:19:17 AM »

Joker-1. "Tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light"
2. "Im the worlds only functional homicidal artist"

Batman 1989

sk · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:55:34 AM »

"Rosebud." (Citizen Kane)
"Where we're going, we don't need... roads." (Back to the Future)
"Dee-na-mee-tay." (Hoodwinked!)
"Dignity. Always, dignity." (Singin' in the Rain)
"The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish." (Thin Man)
"Well, of course we talk. Don't everybody?" (Singin' in the Rain)
"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know." (Bourne Identity)
"Don't call me Shirley." (Airplane)
"Roger...Pay the two dollars." (North by Northwest)

Some Awesome Dialogue:

Don: Cosmo, call me a cab.
Cosmo: OK, you're a cab. (Singin' in the Rain)

Cosmo: Talking pictures, that means I'm out of a job. At last I can start suffering and write that symphony.
R.F.: You're not out of job, we're putting you in as head of our new music department.
Cosmo: Oh, thanks, R.F.! At last I can stop suffering and write that symphony. (Singin' in the Rain)

Flippers: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How about a cage?
Bill: (enthusiastic) Bring in the cage!
Flippers: I was being sarcastic.
Bill: (disappointed) Sarcasm, strike the cage... (Hoodwinked)

The Guardian · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:45:50 AM »

Quote from: STAMP on March 18, 2010, 11:38:57 PM

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

I get goosebumps every time I hear it. Oooooh, there they go again.

I've been meaning to watch that movie again...so good.

One of my faves:
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
V, V for Vendetta

Red Dragon Thorn · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:12:14 AM »

Great... Thanks Justin, now I need to go watch V for Vendetta....

Some of my faves:

Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible.
Allan Quatermain: No, just armor-plated.

~ LGX

Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before?
Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
Commander Anderson: Shep?
Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison gas.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no sir. Excuse me...

~ The Rock

Capt. Bart Mancuso: [Ramius comments in Russian to Borodin that Mancuso is a "buckaroo". Ryan laughs] What's so funny?
Jack Ryan: Ah, the Captain seems to think you're some kind of... cowboy.
Captain Ramius: [in Russian] You speak Russian.
Jack Ryan: [in Russian] A little. It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don't you think?
Captain Ramius: [in English] It is.

~ The hunt for Red October

Points to anyone who can tell me the common thread between these movies.

3-Liner And Bags Of Chips · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:15:27 AM »

Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?

STAMP · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:53:58 AM »

Quote from: Red Dragon Thorn on March 19, 2010, 02:12:14 AM

Great... Thanks Justin, now I need to go watch V for Vendetta....

Some of my faves:

Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible.
Allan Quatermain: No, just armor-plated.

~ LGX

Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before?
Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
Commander Anderson: Shep?
Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison gas.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no sir. Excuse me...

~ The Rock

Capt. Bart Mancuso: [Ramius comments in Russian to Borodin that Mancuso is a "buckaroo". Ryan laughs] What's so funny?
Jack Ryan: Ah, the Captain seems to think you're some kind of... cowboy.
Captain Ramius: [in Russian] You speak Russian.
Jack Ryan: [in Russian] A little. It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don't you think?
Captain Ramius: [in English] It is.

~ The hunt for Red October

Points to anyone who can tell me the common thread between these movies.

Malone: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.

~ The Untouchables

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:03:06 AM »

Quote from: metalpsalm on March 18, 2010, 11:34:05 PM

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 18, 2010, 11:09:42 PM
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.
Batman the animated series, the Joker and the voice is Mark Hamel

*Hands you ONE cookie* You got the speaker and the voice actor but not the movie.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:27:07 AM »

"Besides, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing."

"What about second breakfast?"

STAMP · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:42:57 AM »

"What about elevenses?"

"What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

The Warrior · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:50:14 AM »

not realy a movie quote but was a vid on youtube

"Super Bowl,Sup-Super bowl,Super a bowl, sup-super bowl..... its a dumb question what would u do with a bowl and no soup"

metalpsalm · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:05:25 PM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 19, 2010, 11:03:06 AM

Quote from: metalpsalm on March 18, 2010, 11:34:05 PM
Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 18, 2010, 11:09:42 PM
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.
Batman the animated series, the Joker and the voice is Mark Hamel
*Hands you ONE cookie* You got the speaker and the voice actor but not the movie.

Thank you, Mastah.. [munching sounds]

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Author Topic: Favorite Movie quotes (Read 23273 times)

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