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1) I am not allowed to call my girlfriend "my preciuous"
2) I am not allowed to look for presents or Santa in Rivendell
3) I am not allowed to pollute the lands of Middle Earth. Apparently they had a problem with Smaug (Smog)
4) I am not allowed to have any bad "hobbits"
5) Even the Green Lanterns aren't allowed to have rings of power.
6) I am not allowed to ask you what is in my pocket.
7) When housing flowers, I am not allowed to look inside my planter (palantír)
I am not allowed to ask "What is Mordor Minas Morgal" (sorry Your Math Teacher bout the math joke)
9) I am not allowed to nickame Legolas, Legos
10) While in the "Dead Marshes" I am not allowed to follow the lights.

1.) Tell everyone this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU

1) I am not allowed to play Risk with the Ringwraiths because I always win.
2) I am not allowed to join fantasy football leagues with the Ringwraiths cause I always scam them when it comes to trading.(Gerhart for AP? Come on Witch King)
3) I am not allowed to play fetch with the Ringwraith's Nazgul using Goblins.
4) I'm not allowed to listen to anything other than metal around the Ringwraiths.

1) Don't call Gandalf or Saruman "Santa."
2) Ask the wizards if they've ever trained a wierd, nerdy-looking boy with a strange birthmark on his forehead.
3) Try to spray the Eye of Sauron with Visine!
4) Try to find the Eye of Sauron a monocle.
5) Ask which Viking tribe Gimli is from.
6) Recommend the Mouth of Sauron a Dentist.

1) I'm not allowed to ask anyone if they have seen Xena, Sheena or the BeastMaster.
2) I'm not allowed to click my heels 3 times and say "There is no place like home, There is no place like home."
3) I'm not allowed to hang Christmas lights on the tree of Fanghorn.
4) I'm not allowed to recommend a good dentist to the orcs.
4) I must refer to Gimli as "a little person" and not as "my little midget buddy."



Godspeed,
Mike