Author Topic: FAIL BLOG (Read 6115 times)

fyero · « **on:** May 18, 2010, 10:52:19 PM »

Hey everyone I am bored and I like to laugh so post your greatest fails of the past, present, possibly even future on here and everyone have a good laugh. They can even be about your friends. Like....My friend went on a field trip and lost all her money to buy souveneirs and food so she had to borrow for food but no one had any money to give her for souveneirs. When she got home her mom asked her what was wrong and she said I lost my money where did i put it? Did i leave it here? The mom goes Did you check your pocket? The money was in her coat pocket the entire time....fail

COUNTER_SNIPER · « **Reply #1 on:** May 18, 2010, 11:01:21 PM »

I was playing airsoft once with a brand new rifle and I took 3 magazines (Not literature, but the ammunition holders) with me but 1 fell out of my pocket, and the magazine release button was real sensitive and at some point I had "Released" the second magazine so when I went to fire, nothing came out and when I reached for another mag I noticed it too was missing...

Ben Wilk · « **Reply #2 on:** May 18, 2010, 11:19:45 PM »

Quote from: COUNTER_SNIPER on May 18, 2010, 11:01:21 PM

I was playing airsoft once with a brand new rifle and I took 3 magazines (Not literature, but the ammunition holders) with me but 1 fell out of my pocket, and the magazine release button was real sensitive and at some point I had "Released" the second magazine so when I went to fire, nothing came out and when I reached for another mag I noticed it too was missing...

LOL my buddy had that happen with a gas MAC 11.

Ironica · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2010, 11:30:51 PM »

There I was at a T1 multi round using my Bab deck (pre-ROA) with four LS and a good chance at winning the next time it came to me. One of my opponents, who also had four LS, declared that he will be coming after me. He was deciding rather to come in at me with John or another hero. I was hoping that he wouldn't come at me with John because I had Arioch and only one LS in my LOB. I also had another Bab with swift horses on him. However, I did not have enhancements in my hand and I didn't want to risk a block with the swift horses since I didn't know the next two cards. So, my opponent blocks with some one else besides John. I cheer to myself and bring in Arioch. Right after I bring him in, I notice that he says "in play" instead of "in battle" (which I thought he did for some odd reason). Well, with no enhancements and not getting rid of my LS, my opponent wins. After slapping myself (figuratively), I wonder what the next two cards was that I could of drawn. Guess what....one of the next two cards was.......Christian Martyr!!!

hi123 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:00:36 AM »

Quote from: fyero on May 18, 2010, 10:52:19 PM

Hey everyone I am bored and I like to laugh so post your greatest fails of the past, present, possibly even future on here and everyone have a good laugh. They can even be about your friends. Like....My friend went on a field trip and lost all her money to buy souveneirs and food so she had to borrow for food but no one had any money to give her for souveneirs. When she got home her mom asked her what was wrong and she said I lost my money where did i put it? Did i leave it here? The mom goes Did you check your pocket? The money was in her coat pocket the entire time....fail

My greatest fail, was when I said "epic fail" when we were shooting hoops, and he made it in the hoop!

that one kid · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:02:39 AM »

my friend adam and i were playing at his house and he blocked with sabbath breaker and then tried to play bearing bad news. FAIL!!!!

uthminister [BR] · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2010, 09:23:11 AM »

Had a grey Emperor in battle, had Rome in play, and played/ripped a Haman's Plot...nuff said

crustpope · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:23:23 PM »

Played falling away on myself in a multiplayer game where everyone else had Guardian up.

Professoralstad · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:31:27 PM »

Quote from: crustpope on May 21, 2010, 12:23:23 PM

Played falling away on myself in a multiplayer game where everyone else had Guardian up.

Did it at least allow you to block a TGT rescue?

crustpope · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:42:34 PM »

nope...it was just an epic fail move.

LadyNobody · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:03:10 PM »

I went in for a rescue attempt against my brother in a booster draft game with Joseph. He blocked, I played Coat of Many Colors and some enhancement that would have killed him. He played Yoke of Iron.

I've also seen the ability of Of One Mind win a rescue attempt.

~Britta

Red · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:05:09 PM »

Quote from: ~Achewon Enleaye~ on May 21, 2010, 08:03:10 PM

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I've also seen the ability of Of One Mind win a rescue attempt.

~Britta

I've heard about that.

TechnoEthicist · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:12:58 PM »

BEST BOOSTER PLAY YET!

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:19:23 PM »

This was a LONG time ago (4 years?) but I once won a battle with Prince of Persia, beings my foe only had Angel of the Lord to back him up.

The Warrior · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:26:02 PM »

Innumerable Mountain Dews (Regular and Voltage)+Mp3 player + lack of sleep + easily wakened bunk mates

SomeKittens · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:00:29 PM »

Distributing a character sheet of a fairly important NPC to my players, and forgetting to equip clothes...

JSB23 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:20:08 PM »

Spending all my lunch money on an airsoft revolver,
of course later I won a game for my team with it so

Ben Wilk · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:38:33 PM »

Ok so I was at a tournament in LA and I was playing Bryon and it was my turn to I went in I stared to lose and ran out of enhancements and I had christian martyr so I put it down and said your dead he said no I am not I said yes you are then he told me no you don't understand I say yes I do I just used christian martyr on you evil character he said no you don't understand you just used christian martyr on my evil character he then said you still don't understand you are thinking of angel of the lord (long pause) Then (LOL) now everyone wants to know what we are doing then they all break up after we tell them.

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:52:28 PM »

Mine was fun!

Add 2 days no sleep.
Walking to crank the AC in my friends house. Step, Step, *Sorry this leg is unavailable, please leave a message at the sound of the THUD*. Worst part, I was SO tired it didn't hurt. My friends got a good laugh but I will not do that again. I shall sleep at least an hour every night.,

Prof Underwood · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:43:46 PM »

I was playing T1-mp at MW Regionals a few years ago. I was at the top table in the last round, and if I won I had 1st place. I was at 2 LSs and holding SoG/NJ. I made a successful rescue attempt, and immediately played the SoG/NJ combo. Then it was pointed out to me that there were NOT 2 LSs in play for me to rescue with them. I think there were a couple NT-only LSs, and maybe a */4, and I hadn't been careful enough to really pay attention. The guys (you know who you were) wouldn't let me take back my SoG/NJ, so I just wasted them completely. It has to be the absolute dumbest play that I've ever made.

crustpope · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2010, 07:37:35 AM »

I am pretty sure I was at that table...

...But I dont really feel sorry for you since I am almost positive I got more than my fair share of dom blocks from you since you hate speed decks

SomeKittens · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2010, 09:42:58 AM »

Discussing the finer points of the American system of marriage at 3AM:
Me: The system's been polluted, diluted, and all sorts of other ooteds. Now that we've got ooteds all over the place, we'll never find the true meaning of Christmas.
*peals of laughter*
Me:Marriage! I meant Marriage!

Prof Underwood · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2010, 08:42:03 PM »

Quote from: crustpope on May 22, 2010, 07:37:35 AM

I am pretty sure I was at that table... ...But I dont really feel sorry for you since I am almost positive I got more than my fair share of dom blocks from you since you hate speed decks

You were at that table, and that was back before you were playing speed in T1-mp, so I don't think you got many dom blocks from me. Those were reserved for Johnathan P. who was the only speedster back then. However, I still wouldn't expect you to feel sorry for me, considering I was blessed to amazingly come back and still win that game.

that one kid · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2010, 09:09:00 PM »

I was playing with my friend before a tournament, and I left the Mountain Dew fun card from TLG in my sleeve. IN A 50 CARD DECK!!!! got DQed, (i was in first by a whole 6 soul count). epic fail. the reasons it took a while to figure it out is #1. our deck checker only counts cards. #2. I hadn't decked out in the tourney before this. epick fail. it deserves the k.

Red · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2010, 09:10:25 PM »

Quote from: that one kid on May 22, 2010, 09:09:00 PM

I was playing with my friend before a tournament, and I left the Mountain Dew fun card from TLG in my sleeve. IN A 50 CARD DECK!!!! got DQed, (i was in first by a whole 6 soul count). epic fail. the reasons it took a while to figure it out is #1. our deck checker only counts cards. #2. I hadn't decked out in the tourney before this. epick fail. it deserves the k.

Way more than epic fail.

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Author Topic: FAIL BLOG (Read 6115 times)

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