Author Topic: 6 Pranks to pull in a department store... (Read 3398 times)

The Guardian · « **on:** January 27, 2011, 02:26:06 PM »

1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5 minute intervals.

2. Move a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

3. Use the security camera as a mirror to pick your nose.

4. Dart around the store looking at everyone in a suspicious manner while humming the Mission: Impossible theme music.

5. Hide in a clothing rack and yell "Pick me! Pick me!" when someone walks by.

6. Walk into the fitting room and loudly exclaim "Umm, they're out of toilet paper in here!"

Disclaimer: These may lead to being banned from the store...

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:31:22 PM »

Don't these come from the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?

The Guardian · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:37:46 PM »

Those are based on an actual store letter sent to a customer.

Basically they thanked a lady for her patronage, but warned her that her husband's antics (as described above) could lead to their entire family being banned.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:49:50 PM »

7.) Proselytize

Red · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:24:46 PM »

I leave for 5-6 hours and the place goes down the drain...(JK lol)

cg097 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:38:48 PM »

8. Start a soccer game in the middle of the store.
9. Sit around a fire singing songs in a made up language.

browarod · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:34:10 PM »

Quote from: cg097 on January 27, 2011, 05:38:48 PM

8. Start a soccer game in the middle of the store.
9. Sit around a fire singing songs in a made up language.

For #9, I prefer Simlish.

TheJaylor · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2011, 10:56:41 PM »

10. Play tag and run over people on the way
11. Play hide-and-go-seek and hide in a pile of Fiber-glass.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:31:17 AM »

12.) Release balloons in a punny fashion.

Ironica · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:56:22 AM »

13) Put woopy cushions under the furniture in the store.

14) Switch the price tags of the name brand product with the store brand product

joeycauldron · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:07:27 PM »

15) Spin around in the swivel chairs untill they break and blame it on the little kid next to you.

16) Find the stuffed animals in the "kid's" section and poke out some of their eyes and turn them the other way.

17) Put the kitchen appliance boxes in different spots around the store.

18) Unroll all the carpets and put them on the floor saying "But this is what I do at home!"

The M · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:25:11 PM »

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

23. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

24. Contaminate the entire store by sampling all the spray air fresheners repeatedly.

25. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:28:16 PM »

26. Return a Chocalate bar, opened, with exactly one square eaten. Claim it did not have good consistancy.

cg097 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:38:15 PM »

Quote from: browarod on January 27, 2011, 07:34:10 PM

Quote from: cg097 on January 27, 2011, 05:38:48 PM
8. Start a soccer game in the middle of the store.
9. Sit around a fire singing songs in a made up language.
For #9, I prefer Simlish.

I was thinking Sindarin, but I guess that'll work too.

lightningninja · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2011, 11:47:50 PM »

These are just vandalizing missions now. First 6 were really funny though.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2011, 12:26:35 AM »

Quote from: cg097 on January 30, 2011, 09:38:15 PM

Quote from: browarod on January 27, 2011, 07:34:10 PM
Quote from: cg097 on January 27, 2011, 05:38:48 PM
8. Start a soccer game in the middle of the store.
9. Sit around a fire singing songs in a made up language.
For #9, I prefer Simlish.
I was thinking Sindarin, but I guess that'll work too.

Quenya>Sindarin. By miles.

cg097 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2011, 03:55:40 PM »

True, but Sindarin > Simlish. By kilometers.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2011, 03:59:01 PM »

Vogon > all of the above

joeycauldron · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:57:41 PM »

God > Vogon

LadyNobody · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2011, 07:48:17 PM »

Something my little brother and sister and I did at MOA was create a percussion band out of my hands/knees, a box, and a metal wall. One person started a steady beat, and then another added a slightly more complex beat, and then a third layer was added. It was pretty fun. Then again, that wasn't a prank...just something to do while waiting for our mom.

~Britta

cg097 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2011, 07:56:54 PM »

Quote from: SomeKittens on January 31, 2011, 03:59:01 PM

Vogon > all of the above

I don't really like their language, but when translated into English, I like their poetry.

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Author Topic: 6 Pranks to pull in a department store... (Read 3398 times)

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