Author Topic: this card will make u hungry! (Read 4468 times)

TDK · « **on:** March 21, 2010, 11:12:47 PM »

what if there was a card called bacon what do u think it would be and do?

Gohanick · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM »

Bacon
Offering/Feast
Teal Enhancement
Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2010, 11:16:08 AM »

Quote from: Gohanick on March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM

Bacon
Offering/Feast
Teal Enhancement
Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

hi123 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Gohanick on March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM

Bacon
Offering/Feast
Teal Enhancement
Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

... and Hilarious!

TDK · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:44:39 PM »

Bacon-ultra rare or promo
teal/purple
feast/offering
the game is set aside for 2 hours. during those two hours holder and opponet's must have a bacon feast. cannot be inturrupted prevented negated or redirecded.

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on March 22, 2010, 06:45:34 PM

Quote from: Gohanick on March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
Bacon
Offering/Feast
Teal Enhancement
Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

nice... wait, I think Jews can eat pork... maybe not... i thought they can eat meat, just not with cheese. idk, im confused!!

Only with cheese?

That makes no sense.

Jews (that observe the rules, many don't) cannot eat pork (pigs).

The Warrior · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Cameron the Conqueror on March 22, 2010, 06:52:03 PM

Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on March 22, 2010, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: Gohanick on March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
Bacon
Offering/Feast
Teal Enhancement
Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

nice... wait, I think Jews can eat pork... maybe not... i thought they can eat meat, just not with cheese. idk, im confused!!
pork (Turduckhen).

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2010, 09:04:03 PM »

Both of those rules are true.

They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2010, 09:12:24 PM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 22, 2010, 09:04:03 PM

They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.

This sounds confusing the way it's worded, so I will clarify by saying that they can only eat animals that both chew cud and have a two-sided hoof.

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2010, 09:54:46 PM »

I just want to make sure no one thinks that Jews have hooves.

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:10:25 AM »

Quote from: BubbleBoy on March 22, 2010, 09:12:24 PM

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 22, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.
This sounds confusing the way it's worded, so I will clarify by saying that they can only eat animals that both chew cud and have a two-sided hoof.

That isn't the same thing...

Quote from: BubbleBoy on March 22, 2010, 09:54:46 PM

I just want to make sure no one thinks that Jews have hooves.

TDK · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:25:54 AM »

Quote from: Cameron the Conqueror on March 23, 2010, 12:10:25 AM

Quote from: BubbleBoy on March 22, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 22, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.
This sounds confusing the way it's worded, so I will clarify by saying that they can only eat animals that both chew cud and have a two-sided hoof.
That isn't the same thing...
Quote from: BubbleBoy on March 22, 2010, 09:54:46 PM
I just want to make sure no one thinks that Jews have hooves.

i think Gohamik's idea on the bacon card is the best so far

Shofarblower · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:05:55 AM »

As one who keeps "Biblically Kosher", You are right that Pork is off the menu. As are all animals that do not BOTH chew the cud and have a Fully Split hoof. Also off the dinner menu are shellfish and all fish that don't have fins AND scales.

The Meat and Dairy thing is an interpretation of 3 passages of scripture that say "you shall not seeth (boil) a kid (young goat) in it's mothers milk. This was a pagan fertility practice in that time and was forbidden to all who worshiped the true God. The leaders of the Israelites extended this to their daily diets to avoid accidentally breaking this command.

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:31:40 AM »

No clam chowder then?

Shofarblower · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:07:58 PM »

No problem, I currently hold the unofficial title of local Kosher Police around here. And clam chowder has always been off my list (just gross). I do enjoy a good chicken stew though.

I also think Gohanick's card Idea is Perfect.

If you want more info on animals that are on either side of the eat/don't eat list, check out Leviticus 11.

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:38:22 PM »

Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on March 24, 2010, 09:35:31 PM

Dude, jews pwn!

Jesus was Jewish, and He rode dinosaurs.

Shofarblower · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:39:49 PM »

I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?

BubbleBoy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:41:23 PM »

Quote from: Shofarblower on March 24, 2010, 09:39:49 PM

I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?

I'm not sure where it comes from, but it basically means to dominate. Like...own...but without any vowels.

The Warrior · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Shofarblower on March 24, 2010, 09:39:49 PM

I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?

Pwn comes from the word own, which is a type of win : the oppisite of fail

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:32:38 AM »

Quote from: BubbleBoy on March 24, 2010, 09:41:23 PM

Quote from: Shofarblower on March 24, 2010, 09:39:49 PM
I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
I'm not sure where it comes from, but it basically means to dominate. Like...own...but without any vowels.

You're pwning the vowels

Quote from: Shofarblower on March 24, 2010, 07:07:58 PM

No problem, I currently hold the unofficial title of local Kosher Police around here. And clam chowder has always been off my list (just gross). I do enjoy a good chicken stew though.

I also think Gohanick's card Idea is Perfect.

If you want more info on animals that are on either side of the eat/don't eat list, check out Leviticus 11.

Yeah, I had to look up a couple of the animals cuz I wasn't familiar with them, always a good read though. Heck, go read all of Leviticus, now. That wasn't a request! WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INSTEAD!

TDK · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2010, 07:43:49 PM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 25, 2010, 01:32:38 AM

Quote from: BubbleBoy on March 24, 2010, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: Shofarblower on March 24, 2010, 09:39:49 PM
I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
I'm not sure where it comes from, but it basically means to dominate. Like...own...but without any vowels.
You're pwning the vowels

Quote from: Shofarblower on March 24, 2010, 07:07:58 PM
No problem, I currently hold the unofficial title of local Kosher Police around here. And clam chowder has always been off my list (just gross). I do enjoy a good chicken stew though.

I also think Gohanick's card Idea is Perfect.

If you want more info on animals that are on either side of the eat/don't eat list, check out Leviticus 11.
Yeah, I had to look up a couple of the animals cuz I wasn't familiar with them, always a good read though. Heck, go read all of Leviticus, now. That wasn't a request! WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INSTEAD!

this is fun

12tipton3 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2010, 12:08:10 AM »

this is my kind of thread!!!!

Shofarblower · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:08:56 PM »

The bacon or the discussion of strange removal of vowels from perfectly good words?

New Raven BR · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2010, 01:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Gohanick on March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM

Bacon
Offering/Feast
Teal Enhancement
Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

only if it's koshar, will the card be made

hey-- i didn't know bacon was koshar!!!!!

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Author Topic: this card will make u hungry! (Read 4468 times)

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