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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2010, 07:49:37 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2010, 07:49:59 PM »
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It had to be made before you defaced it. THAT'S what i think.  :rollin:
does Chuck Norris have to have a father? nope. he can be his own father. and his own mother.

Chuck Norris has no mother or father for he was never born. God made an exception with him because no woman could ever bear even a baby Chuck because that would mean that someone could handle Chuck, and no one can handle Chuck.  :bump:
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2010, 07:52:13 PM »
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That raises all sorts of theological questions.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2010, 08:03:10 PM »
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That raises all sorts of theological questions.

Yes, it does, however, Chuck "Arrived" after the Bible was written, so I think we'll have to wait and ask God about Chuck's coming into existence...  ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2010, 08:03:22 PM »
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Chuck Norris is a cross-dressing, time traveling, hermaphrodite?
asexual.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2010, 08:06:21 PM »
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That raises all sorts of theological questions.

Yes, it does, however, Chuck "Arrived" after the Bible was written, so I think we'll have to wait and ask God about Chuck's coming into existence...  ;)

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2010, 08:08:39 PM »
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That raises all sorts of theological questions.

Yes, it does, however, Chuck "Arrived" after the Bible was written, so I think we'll have to wait and ask God about Chuck's coming into existence...  ;)

I know! He was the payment we recieved for Elijah!!! He's the reverse!

That works  :o
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