Cactus Game Design Message Boards

I was bored this afternoon so I made a card of one of our favorite (And occasionally feisty) message board members.



^{Just wanted to stick this disclaimer down here before making an evil character card of a real person: I like and respect Minister Pol a lot and the intent of the evil character half is to poke some fun at his argumentative nature.} 

  too good lol

Thats hilarious. lol.

Mayhem De Linda Est:
Begin the game with this card out of your deck on the table. If an opponent plays Mayhem on your second turn, flip the table. Good game.

FTFY 

I'm pretty sure the only way for a balanced deck to come back from this card is with the unlikely chance they draw mayhem after having their hand discarded xD

Alexander the Cooper ( ) smith
4/10 Black Evil Character
-Greek-
"Immune to N.T. Heroes. While blocking, if opponent has fewer than four cards in his territory, Discard his hand."
(I am really loving this card because it throws a HUGE wrench into Speed decks attacking first turn, yet it is difficult to create a situation on your opponent's turn where you can use this ability regardless of him having a respectable number of cards)

This is Pol gold.

I know this ability was written with the intention of being absurdly op and that's why it's hilarious to me

I mean just imagine the unholy grief cycle which would follow assuming you had abom/sbr/maybe a pretension and poz out with this guy