So I'm on iMDB this morning and I see that there is a trailer for this new movie called Super, starring Dwight from The Office. He plays a man with no superpowers who dresses up as a superhero because he is a dork who takes his life way too seriously (a real departure from Dwight, right?). So this is a brief overview of my reactions through the course of discovering this trailer.
"Rainn Wilson as a pretend superhero. This looks like a dumb version of that other pretend superhero movie with Nicolas Cage. The trailer might be amusing, though."
"He's a comic geek. What a shocker. Hey, is that Kevin Bacon?"
"Yes, it is Kevin Bacon. This movie still looks dumb."
"Okay, so he tackles a mugger but knocks him into the cripple that was being mugged. I like ironic humor, even when it's dumb."
"Comic-style animated overlays. Interesting visual design choice, but Scott Pilgrim did it first, and way better."
"This movie seems exactly as dumb as it sounded. The trailer was worth a watch but I'll probably wait until this is on Netflix before wasting two hours of my life on it."
"OH MY GOSH NATHAN FILLION IS IN THIS MOVIE I SO TOTALLY HAVE TO SEE THIS IN THEATERS IMMEDIATELY WHEN IT COMES OUT THIS IS AWESOME I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!"